Post-masturbation Depression

Post-masturbation Depression, A.K.A. PMD, is the feeling of depression, and sadness that you just molested yourself. When you have PMD, the victim loses all of his/her sexual appetite.

Mark: Hey Kyle want to go to a strip club?
Kyle: No thanks, I just jerked it and have the worst case of Post-masturbation Depression
Mark: Lame...

by Jmg826 May 28, 2009

depression

The worst possible emotion you can feel. Makes you feel like theres no reason to do anything, and if its really bad, no reason to live. Can be very hard to overcome or sometimes just passes randomly.

Depression is a fucking bitch and i curse my humanity for being able to feel it.

by Blind_assassin September 27, 2005

Late night depression

n. The feeling of depression that arises when pondering over life late at night. Tends to occur when you first begin to resist the feeling of tiredness, often dissipating after overcoming that initial exhaustion.

"I feel bad, I keep complaining to my girlfriend about how much my life sucks."
"Why's it always come up?"
"Stupid late night depression."

by tulio1991 May 28, 2009

Post-Summer Depression

It's when you're feeling down because you've just realized that summer is over and there will be no sun, swimming in the river or the sea, sleeping under the stars, feeling the warmth of the sun on your face, summer rains, summer loves, sexy summer clothes, for a year, and you have to get back to school or your job. Usually the feeling of down is stronger, the better the summer was. It's even stronger if you realize that average person has about 70 summers during their lifetime.

Joe: I'm feeling down these days.
Bob: Why dude?
Joe: Summer is over man, we have to start preparing for school and stuff... Like real life, you know...
Bob: Yeah...
Joe: I'm feeling Post-summer depression or something like that.

by goldenb0y August 26, 2009

Genshin Depression

When you have a strong desire, willing to do anything for a character in genshin impact, but you know the gods of luck are not in your favor and will give you at best a skyward atlas.

"I need Venti but I know that I'll get a skyward atlas at best. I might die if I don't get him!"
"I think you're in a genshin depression"

by SkyeTurnip March 10, 2021

Post Gig Depression

The feeling you get the day after you see a really fantastic gig. You get depressed that it ended, and want to go back in time and relive the moment, even though you know you can't. Can last up to a week, depending on the awesomeness of the gig.

I saw (insert fantastic band here) last night and now i've got post gig depression!

by thisisxcore August 23, 2005

depression

A state of altered perception where one sees the world as bleak and dark. Feelings and actions such as purposelessness, disinterest, low self esteem, self-harm, pessimism, suicidal thoughts or tendencies and a lack of motivation or energy may accompany it. It is not simply the feeling of being sad, but is a lasting state of mind that could be caused by a number of factors. Many health problems lead to depression, poor sleeping habits or eating habits, stress, drugs. Somebody who lives a life of abuse or poverty would be a victim of depression. Clinical depression is a very serious problem, and those who have it should seek help. Often it is difficult to recognise due to the numbness it can bring, and usually people are not willing to admit when they are depressed. Depression is difficult to imagine when one is not depressed, and can therefore fall under the critical eye as something that does not exist and something people only whine about because they have nothing better to do. Nobody can know for certain what another person is feeling, so it is not something anybody can judge.

Your next door neighbour seems happy and normal. You find out he has killed himself. Nobody had suspected his depression, but he has been feeling alienated and could find no sense of living, the pain and torment he was secretly feeling were too much to take.

by Cmcc January 13, 2006