remote reflex

The lightning fast,cat-like reflex of grabbing the remote control to mute or change channels when an uber annoying commercial comes on the TV. Can be anything from a Jennifer Hudson Weight Watcher promo,to a hard-to-watch starving child,animal abuse or child with whooping cough spot.

My remote reflex has been timed at 15/100 of a second.

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

Remoteitis

A disease that afflicts children and spouses who grab the remote control of a TV set and keep changing channels at incredible speed. Symptoms are completely at variance with rheumatism or arthritis and worsen in the evening and can only be treated by permanently disabling the remote control.

Jack's wife and son have remoteitis which prevents him from seeing any channel properly on TV almost every evening.

by Mohit Hira July 12, 2011

remote control plane

A small, often scale model of a real plane that is controlled remotely by a small handheld device. These aircraft can usually go anywhere from 20 dollars to thousands depending on what you do. These aircraft can do 300 MPH if you get the right equipment, typically a pulsejet is going to be the fastest thing you can get, but you should consider getting a small high winged trainer aircraft to start with.

Taquisha: I am a negro.
Frank: We know.

Frank: Hey did you see that pulsejet at the remote control plane show yesterday?
Greg: Yeah, someone said it did like 280 MPH!

by Brownturd December 1, 2013

Remote wrestling

When two people decide the station choice on the tv by wrestling over the remote control.

"Hey bro, stick HBO on Game of Thrones is about to start"
"Not until I've finished watching this"
"Right then, remote wrestling to decide!!!"

by Xamol July 14, 2017

Remote interpersonal research (RIR)

To excessively stalk people on the internet without them knowing you exist

Me: I did some remote interpersonal research (RIR) and found the Facebook, Instagram, his mom's Instagram of that cute medical student I saw on campus.
You: How? You don't even know his name.
Me: I scrolled through hundreds of Facebook profiles to find him.

by RIR17 October 19, 2017

!remove me

When you're talking with a group of friends but then it's starting to turn towards some ugly stuff (like 2 girls 1 cup).

Person 1: hey what did you say to John? he used "!remove me"
Person 2: that I found a porno of his mom.
Person 1: ew, gross dude don't tell stuff like that.

by TheRapist27 November 10, 2017

remote dictionary

The opposite to the Urban Dictionary.

Remote dictionary
"You should not be defining this on the Urban dictionary!"

by essenceofexistence May 15, 2018