rectanglelationship

Involves 4 people within none are happy. All of the their affections are misdirected. Much more complicated and destructive than a love triangle.

Me: I like Jason but he likes Emily who likes Mike who likes me! This rectanglelationship sucks!

by JessicaBlogs July 24, 2009

Resting dude face

A person, usually male who naturally looks like a misogynist.

Yeah, he's got that resting dude face, I don't know if I can trust him

by GuttersGrr November 7, 2019

Rectangle

A rectangle is most commonly found when a person trys to eat to many carrots at once. They get an overflow which causes the rectum to become tangled and mangled.

"Ouch the rectangle is hurting between my legs, Dude."

by L0nGw@nGe|2 March 27, 2003

resting kms face

It's like resting bitch face except you just look like you're about to off yourself

Friend 1: hey are you okay? You look really sad.

Friend 2: oh yeah! I just have resting kms face.

by Schuii September 4, 2018

Resting bitch face

Resting bitch face the look on a bitches face while she is perpetually in bitch mode.

Aka bf, also refer to as bf^2

Dude 1: Julie always looks angry.

Dude 2: She is just in resting bitch face mode. Can’t turn off her anger.

Dude 1: I guess she needs a good ass banging

by T_rump_supporter November 25, 2017

Resting on my laurels

Sitting on my ass doing nothing. Laurels were given as honors of achievement as in a crown of laurels for Roman senators. Someone who rests on them is considered lazy.

Man: The floor needs to be mopped.
Woman: (While washing dishes) It's not like I'm resting on my laurels here. I'll get to it when I'm done with this.

by AllHorns May 20, 2014

Resting nigga face

The exact opposite of the Resting bitch face

Derrick looked mad had a serious resting nigga face

by RJ334 August 25, 2019