Rectal Eruption

When a man or woman (most likely woman) becomes too excited at a moment, a sharp smelling fluid drives out of the anal cavity, thus making warm tingling feeling most related to apple pie.
"Brah, I can totally see your Rectal Eruption!"

"Woah, thanks man!"
by Benjarvus July 30, 2008
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Rectal Worm

A drinking game played thought Mexico usually played at gay bars. It requires a man to spread ass cheeks and someone puts tequila in it and a worm. The objective is to find the worm by sucking the tequila out. The one who finds the worm gets good luck for the rest of the year. And the person who was gunna go after the person who got the worm has to drink all the excess tequila.
Dude Terry played Rectal Worm last week in Mexico.
No way man...thats fucking gay!
by USDATrooper February 17, 2010
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Rectal Sputum

A Reference from the tv comedy Red Dwarf. Translates into rectum mucus.
Man1- Why did u post my photo on snapchat you waste of rectal sputum?
Man2- Because I'm an twat.
by Joe repooc June 10, 2017
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rectal rocket

Term used for thermometer inserted in the anus.
If you don't stay hydrated, the first thing our medical staff with do is take your temperature. To do this, they use something called "the rectal rocket."
by ChadwickTheBeta July 18, 2015
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Rectal Ocularitis

Wow, I think I'm coming down with rectal ocularitis, and won't be in today. Sorry.
by JP018 July 26, 2021
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Rectal Grenade

feces, shit, crap, turd, dung...whatever else you would like to refer it as.
"I just about blew the toilet up when I tried to flush that rectal grenade."

"If you don't shut the hell up, I'm going to hold you down and drop a rectal grenade in your mouth!"

"I just had the biggest rectal grenade come out...now my butt hurts"
by stangmike86gt January 04, 2012
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Rectal Fortitude

Being an asshole.
That narcissist T45mp has rectal fortitude...
by Meggapekka September 18, 2023
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