by 00tinytim00 January 12, 2004
Jovially walking on a sunday morning sure did a garden gnome come up and poke me in the ass. The apocalypse has been delayed due to certain circumstances. CAUTION DO NOT READ!!FLAMES SHALL COME FROM LOUISIANA AND INCENERATE YOU IF YOU LISTEN TO PINK FLOYD ONE MORE TIME!
by GANJAMAN February 01, 2005
Hooking up with random strangers as a way of life. There is currently no twelve step program to assist the randommer.
by fatwhytie November 20, 2010
1. The cause of the infinite number of posibilities and the infinite number of combinations between them in an infinite universe/infinite number of universes.Can be used as an answer to any question.
2.Used as "teh Randomness" in a sarcastic maner when something very unlikely happens.
2.Used as "teh Randomness" in a sarcastic maner when something very unlikely happens.
1.Teacher:
Students,tell me why water consists of two atoms hydrogen and one oxigen?
Student: The Randomness?
2.Man, did you hear Heidy Clum got married to Seal?
No shit? Teh Randomness again!
Students,tell me why water consists of two atoms hydrogen and one oxigen?
Student: The Randomness?
2.Man, did you hear Heidy Clum got married to Seal?
No shit? Teh Randomness again!
by Bill_Taylor November 12, 2009
A person who has a posession of a tiny.... forehead and has the most gullible abnocxious problem it is everyone and everything . Everyone you see is random. Everything you do is random. we are random. our life is random......Random
Random
by Morbidly Random May 25, 2017
a word that is used to describe the weirdest type of humor and is very stupid to some people but in my opinion that is the exact way to describe me and my friends ....... SO LAY OFF!!!!!!!
Girl 1: hey i heard you say something really random the other day ?
Girl 2 :ready heres what it was ...... CHEESE LOL!
Girl 1: he he nice.
Girl 2 :ready heres what it was ...... CHEESE LOL!
Girl 1: he he nice.
by kaylishous15 October 07, 2013