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Something that just comes out of the-OH MY GOSH ITS A FLYING PEANUTBUTTER FILLED COW!!
Jovially walking on a sunday morning sure did a garden gnome come up and poke me in the ass. The apocalypse has been delayed due to certain circumstances. CAUTION DO NOT READ!!FLAMES SHALL COME FROM LOUISIANA AND INCENERATE YOU IF YOU LISTEN TO PINK FLOYD ONE MORE TIME!
by GANJAMAN January 31, 2005
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Florp. Bibble-y-wibble-y-wibb. Yorf! (That is random)
Neep neep neep, all the way home. How random.
by 00tinytim00 January 12, 2004
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The Randomness

1. The cause of the infinite number of posibilities and the infinite number of combinations between them in an infinite universe/infinite number of universes.Can be used as an answer to any question.
2.Used as "teh Randomness" in a sarcastic maner when something very unlikely happens.
1.Teacher:
Students,tell me why water consists of two atoms hydrogen and one oxigen?
Student: The Randomness?
2.Man, did you hear Heidy Clum got married to Seal?
No shit? Teh Randomness again!
by Bill_Taylor November 12, 2009
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Randomming

Hooking up with random strangers as a way of life. There is currently no twelve step program to assist the randommer.
Our friend keeps randomming - can't wait to hear about the latest episode.
by fatwhytie November 22, 2010
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Chosen, done or happening by chance.

Many here on this site defining the word have given example that are random(even though they say they aren't), over use doesn't made a word invalid.

If I ask someone "how are you?" and they reply "cheese" unless they decided that ahead of time it is in fact random. Things can be random and have some sort of intent IE a random sample for a study.

When people are with their friends and have conversations of how kitten ninjas steal tacos they are speaking randomly as there is no method the their madness.

I'm a random person as proud of it!!! Hot dog frogs!
My chicken dinner saw Shrek 3 with Bobby Flay and Rosa parks. (There are words and a scenario I chose at random)

While there maybe better word choices the word still applies.
by sailornaruto39 February 9, 2015
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A person who has a posession of a tiny.... forehead and has the most gullible abnocxious problem it is everyone and everything . Everyone you see is random. Everything you do is random. we are random. our life is random......Random
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by Morbidly Random May 25, 2017
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