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Ramen Markin

a lousy faggot who never showers and wears the same clothes.
Yo did you see ramen markin today he smelled like my moms doomstick
by cessbagger666 April 25, 2009
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Ramen Balance

1. The act of maintaining the ramen soup level with the noodles so that you don't have too much or too little of either.

2. The moderation of two (or more) conflicting forces that could possibly end in a clusterfuck, if the status quo is not kept.
1. "I'm a master at Ramen Balance, motherfucker. Two mouthfuls of noodles and one mouthful of soup. Eat that shit, yeahhh."

2. "I only fuck so many of these damn, skanky bitches because I'm maintaining Ramen Balance with my libido! It's just the right thing to do."
by MaleAlphaThree August 30, 2009
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ramelpage

A type of hissy fit that can involve the throwning of objects such as chairs, physical violence such as grabbing arms and the sudden appearance of a forehead vein.
Holy shit dude, I told you not to fuck with the airhorn, now we got a ramelpage on our hands!
by bootymastachrondon69 December 2, 2009
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Ramenflation

The declining purchasing power of the US Dollar as evidenced by the ever-increasing price of once cheap ramen noodles.
Dennis: "I can't believe a package of Oriental Top Ramen is over 40 cents now!"

Ron: "Yep, thanks to the Federal Reserve's non-stop creation of 'money' and the US Government funding endless war with endless debt, we're seeing some serious ramenflation."
by peacechicken April 26, 2013
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Ramen

Hey what you have for dinner last night

Just some Ramen cuz I'm fuckin poor
by spaghettiyolo February 5, 2014
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Ramesque

You look ramesque, darling.
by RainbowUni October 14, 2016
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Ramen

#ramensolveseverything
by Parkerooo January 20, 2019
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