Ejaculating into a womans mouth as she is sleeping then proceeding to puching her in both eyes as she wakes up.
Stan: "Morning Kenny, how was your weekend?"
Kenny: Terrible. Jessica wouldn't have sex last night so I had to give her a gargling racoon."
Stan: Nice, that always works for me when a bitch turns me down."
Kenny: Terrible. Jessica wouldn't have sex last night so I had to give her a gargling racoon."
Stan: Nice, that always works for me when a bitch turns me down."
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a person that will make you so hard to the point where all your pubes fall off and disintergrate in the air.
by 2019boisdank October 13, 2019
Get the nigga racoon mug.THAT IS WHEN YOU ABUSE/Rape your pet cats. It involves throwing them at a wall to impress your friend that is thinking (I gotta go). It also involves drug-ing them with cat-nip and doing “STUFF” to their lifeless body as your crying because your 6 year old girlfriend broke your heart by cheating on your best friend so as your doing your cat your thinking if I can’t have her nobody can and I’ll make my “friend” pay by causing an alarming distraction that may alert the police, but it will be worth it in the end. All I know is I can see myself in 20-50 years yelling “IM FREEEEEE” in the middle of the desert after taking a bag off my head.
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Get the bald racoon mug.A sexual manuever in which a person inserts four fingers covered in cream cheese into the anus leaving the thumb out to play with the clit. In a claw-moving motion, the inserted partner opens and closes hand similar to the way a lobster would
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