punch in the pan

A playful punch to someone's backside in order to know if they have enough padding around their lower back and rear to not be hurt by it.

"Hey Frank, I'm gonna give you a punch in the pan ...for science."

by ShortforAlec December 23, 2017

punch in the pants

Going to get laid!!!

You want a punch in the pants??

by Chimperdomp Rapow January 10, 2018

punch a dolphin

Typically used in the phrase "before I punch a dolphin". Basically meaning; you are so fed up with something that you have little or no control over but you want control over you'd punch a magestic dolphin for it; either out of anger, compensation or to appall people in the figurative sense.

"I need to go on a tropical vacation soon before I punch a dolphin."

"This bars service needs to step up before I punch a dolphin in that place".

"One more hipster comment and I'm going to punch a dolphin in front of everybody."

by NittyGritty May 30, 2018

Punch you in the cunt with my dick

Intercourse

Ideally in front of girls parents. 'I wanna punch you in the cunt with my dick.

by TurdShark January 3, 2020

punch it out

fight it out like you tired of talking.

“you wanna punch it out”

by kaylaputemdown May 27, 2021

Punch Face

(Adjective)

A reference to the type of face adorning someone who you want/need to punch in the face, with or without justification.

I'm so sick of my fucking boss. He has a serious punch face.

by on the way out February 4, 2010

punch-up

Slang (Mainly Brit.)


Slugging Fist-fight which will often involve fairly even numbers and teams of around 5-10 a piece (usually, there are exceptions such as major punch-ups). The fight will continue until either all competitiors have ejected themselves but the victor, or until a form of authority has arrived to separate everyone.

We had a punch-up in the local park over the weekend.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004