dump pumpkin

a prank involving using a pumpkin as a container for human fecal material is left to decompose for several days yielding a vat of rancid shit, festering and ready to be cast upon the porch, driveway, or vehicle of an unsuspecting often deserving individual or family; this prank is commonly used between the dates of October 25th and November 6th (when pumpkins are readily available) ;often associated with hatred of a specific individual, race, culture, or political affiliation

Stu: Hey what do you want to do tonight?

Steven: I just remembered we have several partially decomposed totally rancid dump pumpkins left from Halloween.

Brock: Lets go throw those on Laurens doorstep!

John: Yeah, that way shit and decomposed pumpkin meat will explode on her personal property and cause the odor to permeate in to the brick and/or concrete, leaving her porch smelling of festering veggie shit.

by mimagarooski January 15, 2009

Lil pump

A smart lad who rejected his acceptance to Harvard to pursue his dream of becoming a rapper; says esskeitt alot, and is obsessed with iCarly

"Have you heard of lil pump?"
"Yeah man he declined Harvard to pursue his dream"

by TrapL0rd69 August 16, 2017

African Pumpkin Tossing

Another term for Basket Ball.

You: "Hey Mike, you see those Gorillas over there getting in some African Pumpkin Tossing between drive-bys?"
Mike: "Yeah, watch out though, looks like they're hungry"

by hanselhavoc April 3, 2009

pump some rump

Anal intercourse.

"Jake likes to pump some rump."

by x January 31, 2003

Pump fat

When a fat woman wears high heels and the top of her foot pours out of the shoe

Man, her fat ass knows she shouldn't have worn those shoes. Look at all that pump fat (point to feet)

by johnathan gibbs November 24, 2003

Two Pump Chump

A man who can not handle sexual interaction for a long period of time. Resulting in premature ejaculation.

Son of a Bitch Cheryl, that guy last night was a two pump chump.

My girlfriend dumped me because I am a two pump chump.

Allan is such a loser. I blew him for like 30 seconds before he came. He's a two pump chump.

by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016

Slutty Pumpkin

Another name for the one who got away. A reference to HIMYM Season 1, Episode 6. Ted returns to a Halloween party every year in search of the girl he met many years ago. He never found out her name and hasn't seen her since.

I met her that night and never saw her agian. I didn't even know her name. She is my slutty pumpkin.

by B. Stinson June 7, 2009