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puma

Penis. Up. My. Ass. ... self explanitory
Brandon Locke recieves pumas from Joe Frutz everyday this week; it has been hard for him to sit down; but he enjoys it very much.
by Stephdizzle August 22, 2004
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PUMAS

The most drivenand dedicatedgrassroots political organisation ever to arise in this Nation ; feared by corrupt Democrats and Republicans alike .
Those PUMAS are the ones no one was expecting !
by Tx.Tigg January 16, 2009
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pubar

generally means:
this shite is whack!
comes fromt he film "saving privat Rhyan
by smithy May 13, 2005
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conversational puma

A Puma (sneaker) that's so hot it sparks mad conversation.
Person 1: Oooo....I love those sneaks, I gotta get me some of those.

Person 2: Yea, i have a lot of Pumas, but these are my conversational Pumas.
by Rasheeda October 16, 2005
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pumasex

Sex between pumas.

This includes sex between actual pumas, sex between anyone and a woman in her late 20's or 30's, and sex between a person and a puma. The latter is not recommended as large cats are known to be bitey.

See pumasexy.
Nert, she was fooning a bumkin in our pumasex when this flea with mad hage took my grib fo deezy.
by DG Trentt April 5, 2008
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PUMA

damn, Eric is PUMA!!!
by patrick golub September 8, 2008
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puma

a member of the puma league, an elite group of kids who excell at eating LSD. A term coined in the fall of 2003 at the blue ridge harvest fest buy the core group of founding pumas because they felt like they were "on the prowl" because they raged so hard. The only kids to successfully stay up all night while half the kids back at the campsite were spun out and unable to communicate, making them "housecats" in the eyes of the pumas. In other words, while the pumas raged the entire night the housecats merely sat in their litterboxes, watching universes form and collapse in the palms of their hands and repeating phrases like, "i'm so spun i can't think", "dude please stop melting" and "God, is that you?".
PUMA stands for Psychedelic Users: Masters of Acid. Induction to the puma league is difficult because the standards are fairly rigourous. They include being able to keep yourself under control the entire trip to the point where people unaware of your chemical ingestion would be unable to tell that you are in fact watching them liquify and puddle on the ground as they talk. Other requirements include a keen wit and sense of humor ie. pumas stomachs always hurt the day after the trip because they were laughing their asses off the entire time. Puma parties involve eating acid and cracking jokes/making idiotic comments to the point where everyone is in stitches with a smile so wide their cheeks hurt. The complete opposite of the inexperienced tripper, pumas despise people who misuse acid and act all spun out and gooft when they trip. Housecats beware, when the puma league rolls through you will be nothing more than fodder to be feasted upon by the hungry pumas. nobody rages like a puma, bitch
John Dirt, sMack assiter, the easter bunny, and Scooter were up all night tripping and laughing their asses off. The next morning they all felt as though they had done 300 sit ups because their abs were so sore from laughing; that's the puma shit right there.
by Umphreak April 3, 2005
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