Definitions by Stephdizzle

puma 

Penis. Up. My. Ass. ... self explanitory

Brandon Locke recieves pumas from Joe Frutz everyday this week; it has been hard for him to sit down; but he enjoys it very much.

puma by Stephdizzle August 22, 2004

shoominator

Becky Shoom's alias...you can IM her on shoomybabe218!!!!

Shoominator in da house yall!

shoominator by Stephdizzle August 22, 2004

fuck puppet

A fuck puppet is something that you use when you dont have a partner to have sex with. Examples:
Female fuck puppets doorknob, broomstick, cleverly shaped hand, hairbrush, pencil, phone antenna, lightbulb, spatula, fork, safety scissors (perfect if u want a BETTER orgasm)

Male fuck puppets coffee cup, apple pie, canoli, pencil sharpener (for the less fortunate), carton of milk

As you can see, woman have a wider variety of fuck puppets. Make sure to try a fuck puppet!!

Julie used a fuck puppet after having sex with Dominic because he could not provide an orgasm.

fuck puppet by Stephdizzle August 22, 2004