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Penis. Up. My. Ass. ... self explanitory
Brandon Locke recieves pumas from Joe Frutz everyday this week; it has been hard for him to sit down; but he enjoys it very much.
by Stephdizzle August 23, 2004
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A fuck puppet is something that you use when you dont have a partner to have sex with. Examples:
Female fuck puppets doorknob, broomstick, cleverly shaped hand, hairbrush, pencil, phone antenna, lightbulb, spatula, fork, safety scissors (perfect if u want a BETTER orgasm)

Male fuck puppets coffee cup, apple pie, canoli, pencil sharpener (for the less fortunate), carton of milk

As you can see, woman have a wider variety of fuck puppets. Make sure to try a fuck puppet!!
Julie used a fuck puppet after having sex with Dominic because he could not provide an orgasm.
by Stephdizzle August 23, 2004
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