Puerto Rican Fog Hat

It is fart spray that hits your partner in the face during 69.

I was enjoying a night with your mom when she hit me with a Puerto Rican Fog Hat. It put a cap on the night.

by Phat Daddi January 17, 2009

Pajero

A Pajero is a Japanese four wheel drive made from 1982-present by Mitsubishi. The Pajero is a low cost four wheel drive compared to its rivals. The Pajero was named Shogun and Montero In some countries due to the name in Spanish means Wanker. The Pajero four wheel drive is very underrated in the four wheel drive community.

Oh look at that Pajero go! You don't need an expensive four wheel drive to get there.

by Juan person November 13, 2016

Puerto Rican Poodle Plaster

It's much like a Gorilla Mask except after cumming on her face you slap a pet on her face and rub it around.

Her dog was nearby as I came on her face, so I grabbed it and gave her a Puerto Rican Poodle Plaster.

by Hobbes2 May 22, 2008

Puerto Rican

noun.
1.One who hails from the island of Puerto Rico
2.One whose family is descended from the island of Puerto Rico
3. Any item deriving it's origin from the island of Puerto Rico
4.Any item relating to the people of Puerto Rico/Puerto Ricans


Also known as Boricua, Puerto Ricans are amongst the most bangin peeps in the world.

Joaquin's mother is Puerto Rican, while his father is from England.

I have a Puerto Rican Flag on my wall, right above my bed.

The Puerto Rican Paradeis in two hours, so don't be late.

by Nomamao January 28, 2004

Puerto Rican Gas Mask

While Puerto Rican music is playing in the background, you sit on a girl's face naked. She gives you a rim job and you finger her in her vagina. While all of this is going on you fart directly into her mouth.

Spanish girl- "oh senor your Puerto Rican Gas Mask was muy caliante!"

by ThePuertoRican1234 October 28, 2010

puerto rican shower

Putting on Axe, or another similar brand of air freshener, on one's body in place of taking an actual shower with soap and water.

Kenny might be Guatemalan, but he alway seems to take a Puerto Rican shower before he sees Emily.

by LiveattheSchwarzenegger September 28, 2005

puerto rican credit card

A knife that puerto ricans use to obtain money, goods and services.

Jose didn't get his welfare check yet, how did he pay for that beer? He used his puerto rican credit card.

by Tom Horsfield July 12, 2006