poorly packed suitcase

a vagina that has the smaller inside pair of lips, labia minor, stick out further than the lager outside lips, labia major.

look at that chick, she has a vagina that looks like a poorly packed suitcase!

by Justin Delwood June 8, 2011

Dick-picked

When your penis overrides your own decisions and personally picks which girl you are to bang.

Dude, I really think Jennifer and I have been bonding, but what do ya know my penis dick-picked Ashley again.

by Nasty Ned March 20, 2012

puckered lemon

another term for what a persons anus looks like.

"you shut up or I'll blast your puckered lemon!"

by billy trinkets June 6, 2004

punked in the duke

When a man sticks his peener in another mans butthole.

Farnell was punked in the duke by Casey Cockril.

by Netch July 17, 2004

Plucked quail

The art of shaving ones ball sac to a smooth finish. Then warming the sac in lukewarm water for 5 minutes. Taking the sac and it's contents and gently placing the sac between either left or right (dominate hand preferable) hand. Put the sac between the index and the thumb. Gently advance your hand with your balls in it until your sac is tight and gives the resemblance of a freshly plucked quail.

Nate- Hey kyle, do the plucked quail.

Kyle- Okay

Nate- That is a good looking quail.

by nbrand February 20, 2011

puked on itself

when anything (especially electronics)suddenly goes to crap and freezes up shuts off or just does not work at all anymore.

Holy crap, first the computer got slow then it just puked on itself and froze up.

by R.R.T. February 19, 2009

picked me out of the crapper

to be cheered up.
when you are IN the crapper, you are feeling down or depressed or something.
To be "thrown in the crapper" is wen something puts you down or upsets/depresses you.
Therefore, if something "picks you out of the crapper" it makes you happier (:

Amy: so anyway, guess what (:

mell: whyaat?

Amy: me n sam made up... (:
   
mell: oh wow ! :D

Amy: Yea, really picked me out of the crapper tbh :D

by tombliboo October 5, 2009