problems

Where EMS stands for Extra Marital Sex instead of Emergency Medical Services!

While doing a crossword puzzle with some friends...A friend says name me an eight letter word that ends in EMS. Without hesitation the local fire chief yells PROBLEMS! I didn't have them without EMS!

by 44431 October 27, 2011

Kinky People Can Often Find Great Sex

A mnemonic device to remember the taxonomic order: Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species.

Person: Crap, I forgot to study, whats the Taxonomic order?
Friend: Kinky People Can Often Find Great Sex
Person: What?

by HockeyUSA27 July 30, 2008

Maserati Problem

A Maserati Problem is the kind of problem or issue that your startup company will, presumably, experience some day.

"Some day" being when you're making millions of dollars in revenue, you have 100 employees, and you're driving around in a Maserati.

Calling something a Maserati Problem, then, is akin to saying you probably shouldn't be worrying about it if your closed beta is still 2 months from launching.

Person 1: "What kind of budget do you think we should set for miscellaneous pen and pencil supplies in our supply cabinet, given that a certain number of employees will steal a given amount per month?"

Person 2: "Uh, I think that's a bit of a Maserati Problem."

by briantechatl April 21, 2009

National Throw Tall People Day

In response to National Throw Short People Day, National Throw Tall People Day is a day when you are legally allowed to throw tall people (5'10" or taller) without their consent on October 22nd.

"Wow! You better watch out because you're taller than 5'10" and today is National Throw Tall People Day!"

by Yellow#2969 October 21, 2020

Old people

Nature's training simulator for the zombie apocalypse.

Old people are non-lethal, but slow and will attack in large numbers. Just like zombies.

by SpitShine Tommy December 25, 2011

Free People

An over priced hippie-indie-unique clothing store. The clothing is pricey, but most of it is original and high-quality. Made mostly for skinny women. Their clothes are flowy and liquidy, if that makes sense. Similar to Urban Outfitters and Anthropolgie.

I went to shop at Free People, but I only had $50 dollars with me, so I couldn't buy anything.

by appleeve June 5, 2009

toxic people

Basically an individual (or individuals) who has A very negative and self-intitlement disorder outlook in life. They are never happy and always want more and more. They are very cunning and Securetrust, you don't see it coming till it's too late. They often feel the "happiest" over other people misery and loss, and even work to make those thing happen. It can be someone as close as your own wife, to all way to more distant relatives. Tends to be those that always have to be taken care of and attention must always be given. They are very dangerous and you must stay away from them, they will literally drain you from all your energy and financial resources, thru various methods and combinations of "Love-Hate-love-Hate" cycles designed to confuse you and ultimately break you down.

You can literally die from these people, they will lead you astray.

Hey honey, why are you fighting and arguing for no reason all the time? I didn't even do anything.. sounds like you're trying to manipulate me and are a very toxic person

Well your an idiot and all you're friends think your are stupid and they all have better jobs than you and you are literally worth nothing. Now im going to ridicule you some more till you feel worthless and do whatever I say. I'm part of a silent group of Toxic People that work to feed off of other people

by JakeJake2303 February 8, 2017