contingency present

A present purchased in the case a present was purchased for you. The receipt is saved, so that upon not receiving a present you can recoup your money.

I think my sister got me a present this year, so I bought a contingency present just in case.

by Warren Earl December 27, 2019

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Hanging Present

A present of food or drink that will help with a hangover

My boyfriend was amazing today i had a really heavy night last night, now im hanging so badly but he came with a hanging present of a bacon sandwich.

by Hungover March 7, 2013

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Present teatimeyatora

A chaotically calm fetus

Brad: what is present teatimeyatora
Chad: a chaotically calm fetus

by ra.un.na April 17, 2022

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Present

the thing you literally say when your old teacher "calls" you.
ANOTHER DEFINITION
is that its a f*cking object that someone's hands that got run over gave you.

T:Juan!
J:Present!
wowwwww what a cool present

yeah, "ow ow my hands"

by crystalusesdiscord February 14, 2022

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Class Presentation

Where you are eager the first slide and kill yourself the next 12 slides

Jim: Bro I have to do a Class Presentation tomorrow

Bob: HA FUCKING KILL YOURSELF IN FRONT OF THE CLASS IT’D BE SO FUCKING FUNNY!
Sam: Erm ack-
Jim: KILL YOURSELF SAM

by TherianWithoutSupervision February 17, 2025

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