fashion police

People who make excessive snide remarks about ones' choice of hyper-trendy clothing - especially if it was "yesterday's fashion".

Martha got chewed out by her fashion police friend when she decided to wear the tiger print bodysuit with the black slacks.

by ke6isf May 26, 2004

PoLike

Liking someones Facebook post just because your being polite.

Example 1:

Stacy: "Jen, do you really like Jeff's stupid poetry rap haiku?"

Jen: "No one said shit and I felt bad, it was just a polike"

Example 2:

Stacy: "Jen, do you really like Jeff's stupid poetry rap haiku?"

Jen: "No but he's my brother in law so I had to polike"

by AmericaBeLikeBitchPayMe! November 12, 2013

Polites

The Canadian version of Pilates. A system of exercises designed to improve physical strength, flexibility, and manners.

Excuse me there, eh, I'm terribly sorry, didn't mean to rush you so rudely, but I may be just a wee bit late for my Polites class.

by Monkey's Dad February 24, 2020

polite looking nerd

jinsoul from loona

person 1 “omg who is this idol that is a polite looking nerd?”
person 2 “that’s jinsoul from loona!”

by lcmlvr May 1, 2022

lyric police

someone who always corrects someone when they mess up while singing along to a song

Ray: No no no, she says chick not girl. get it right

Mike: Alright, calm down Mr. Lyric Police

by The Obsessor... July 7, 2009

trap police

Trap police are police who enforce the law for traps, and may or may not also be traps themselves

>trap police knock on door
>trap opens door
"Who are y'all?"
"We are the trap police"
>trap runs away screaming
"IT WAS A ONE TIME THING, I SWEAR!!"

by Alpha_Zed_13 February 12, 2018

serotonin police

someone or something that shows up when you're happy and sucks all your joy away.

we were having fun until the serotonin police popped up.

by catyalater May 23, 2020