polish

Polish, or being polish. Also, poeple with very big dicks.

I knew Matt was polish when i saw his 8 and a half inch dick

by ess ex kay February 2, 2004

Polishing the Cannonball

Wasting time on a task that does not add value; making irrelevant improvements. Usually work related.

You're spending a lot of time on getting that power point presentation looking nice. It's really polishing the cannonball.

by roccoSD August 22, 2007

Polish Riviera

The Wisconsin Dells.

We headed north from Chicago for a weekend in the Polish Riviera.

by Chitown Polish June 19, 2006

Polish Briefcase

A plastic bag.

Jaro turned up with his tools in a Polish Briefcase.

by Timo3 November 6, 2009

polishing the banister

1. Masturbating
2. A boring house chore

(1) I caught a beaver polishing the banister last night.
(2) My mom made me polish the banister.

by Izaak June 26, 2008

Polish wheelbarrow race

That's when u don't use your hands to carry the women or man to there destination

I gave that chick a hell of a Polish wheelbarrow race , you better believe she left skid marks at the finish line!

by Sweet persuasions February 18, 2018

Can't polish a turd

No matter how nice someone acts or good someone dresses, it doesn't change the fact that the person is at that time seen as an asshole.

Scene from Californication: protagonist suits up for a trial when daughter walks in.
Protagonist: 'How do I look?'
Daughter: 'You know what they say...can't polish a turd.'

by AnaleTaart August 15, 2011