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PoopShoot

1. tunnel used to extricate food wastes, one direction - out.

2. same tunnel as above only used in other direction by cock, finger, or fist on special occassions. Primarily used during consenting anal sex - but consent is not required.
1. Fran: "Hey Larry, you can clean the toliet before the guests get here, your poopshoot all over the bowl, you filthy fuckhead."

2. Bill: "I was surprised your wife took it up the poopshoot."
Larry: "Why's that?"
Bill: "Because she seems like such a bitch.
by urbanguest January 19, 2006
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poopsex

The depositing of a diarheaic turd into a womans vagina, and subsequent act of sexing her OR the process of shaping a shit into a dilldoe shape, drying it and using it for the same purpose.
Chester performed poopsex on Little Sally when she needed to be punished.
by Tom Warwick October 24, 2007
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Ploose

A term used to describe an alpha male. Plooses can be found anywhere in modern day culture, but due to their hyper-sexual nature & low self-esteem, they are more likely to be found in social settings. They can readily be picked out by their posturing. Most often these men stand with arms extended outward portraying the "invisible lat" or invisible latissimus dorsi muscle in the arm.
"That guy just shouldered me man!"

"That's not a guy...that's a ploose. Look at him ploosing it up..."
by metropolism39 October 16, 2008
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Grandfather Poops

The hot, uncontrollable poops you have the day after a long night of drinking.
That large consumption of Jack Daniels last night gave me the grandfather poops. It's hard for me to sit down after that one.
by ggntjs September 10, 2009
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poopsack

a sack, that will retain your feces until you have access to a toilet

derived from: slid into first base, after having water splashed on his hind parts, he eventually got sand on his that resembled the essence of poop (has no relation to actual definition)
One day I was on the beach and I had no where to go to the bathroon, so i utlized my poopsack, until i had a toilet to shit in.
by Mike+Mike+Steve+Ryan October 3, 2004
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poopshoot

On C-SPAN, Al Franken had the audacity to call Brit Hume a poopshoot.
by Sudo Nim December 16, 2003
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Poopschmere

The meaning of life. A word which so surpases any other in any language ever.
"Horse on senator is the greatest Poopschmere ever" or "You're my little Poopschmere"
by Jon Ross July 28, 2003
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