Plom

1. a misspelling of "plum"
2. a fat-guy
3. to plom = insulting someone

I've been plomming him for hours, but still he's a plom

by erik December 14, 2003

plowshare

the cutting part of the moldboard of a plow

"...the plowshare had unearthed the burrow of a mouse"

- from the poem, "My father's Song" by Simon J. Ortiz

by Richard Johnson December 14, 2008

plompsakken

the dutch version of "teabagging"

id love a good plompsakken

by Fruitbat! June 25, 2009

plomedy

A new theatrical event that blends the wit of stand up comedy and the intensity of a one-man show. It is presented in an innovative play format by professional comedians.

I was feeling really low, until I saw the plomedy.

"Shut Up, Sit Down and Eat", a new theatrical sensation, is America's first original plomedy.

That plomedy was so funny I almost peed in my pants.

by Zimiliuch November 16, 2011

Mr Plums Surprise

the exposure of male genitalia in a public place, most commonly public transport. Eg a train, bus, taxi etc...

The first person to then notice this unusual display then gets a slap and "MR PLUMS SURPRISE" shouted loudly at their face.

Person: hey john, that guy has his balls out.

SMACK

Exposer:MR PLUMS SURPRISE!!!!!

by snatchbandit February 10, 2010

Bumping Plums

When two men are having sex with a woman at the same time (one vaginally and the other anally), and their nut sacks hit one another.

My girlfriend wanted a threesome with another guy, but I didn't want to do it, because I was scared me and the other guy would be bumping plums.

by Jerry B Black August 31, 2010

Plopskank

A whorish girl who enjoys shitting on people.

That plopskank left a smelly one on my chin!

by Eli Gottfried July 22, 2004