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Plainfield, IN

Plainfield is a collection of thousands- comprised of idiots, colts fans and republicans that coalesce into a giant fucktard of a town. Plainfield garners revenues from its prized warehouse district, but fails to add anything substantive with the abundance of tax dollars. Plainfield maintains an army of senile senior citizens that slows its traffic, finances its walmart, and calls its police. Plainfields police are a lively bunch. Its members, a hodgepodge collection of the duchiest and most retarded hillbillies you can find, search endlessly for bored youth determined to vandalize every house in the town.
Audacious retarded from Plainfield, Indiana:Dude the colts are the best team in the league because they have Peyton Manning

Surprisingly intelligent hipster from Plainfield, Indiana: your logic astounds me, you give no reason for your excessively bold claim. I just dont know how to argue with you people. Everything you guys say is a retarded subjective statement
by Apathetic Hipster-Douche May 22, 2011
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plainedge

ok plainedge is basicaly the best town ever.every weekend everyone just basically gets drunk or gets high as fuck. you either hang out at harmon packard or dunkin donuts. everyone in the town loves to fight. whenever there is a town fight no doubt you will have kids to back you up. but the kids to beat are of course d-block. whenever there is a town fight no one fights without them. other than that the only bad thing is the fuckin 11 and twelve grade jocks who fuckin always start shit with freshmen cause they think there tough but when it comes to there age there just pussies. thats all there is to plainedge, get drunk, high, or just start fights
plainedge is the shit
by pseudonym asdfl;kj January 21, 2009
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Plainedge

Plainedge is the shittiest but best town on long island. Everyone either hangs out at schwarting, harmons, the high school or dunkin donuts. Harmons is by far, the most popular of the places. If you go byehind Harmons, you'll find the beer cans people have left behind. All anybody does is smoke pot, drink, or take care of someone who has done one of those. By 11th grade basically everyone in Plainedge is considered an alcoholic.

An average summer day for someone in Plainedge is go get high and drunk behind Harmons, go home and fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend, then go to bed.

People will make up their own sayings and words that will be spread through all of Plainedge by the end of the week. Some of the sayings and words are.. "baii, haii, kaii, nao, sick life, kbye, kthanks, or nooo, and many more.

Even though many people say they hate Plainedge, almost everybpdy loves it. Overall, Plainedge is a pretttty awesome town
gotttttta love plainedge.
by plainedgeee July 19, 2010
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plainedge

a school district in south eastern nassau county, (at least i think its south eastern) long island. its basically the leftovers of all the other schools surrounding it. plainedge goes into the towns of bethpage, seaford, north massapequa, massapequa, farmingdale, little parts of levittown, etc. the teachers suck and look at our myspaces. were good at football, wrestling, we're :-| at basketball, and not that many plainedge kids watch the baseball games, sorry. not many kids from the school hang out with each other, we all have our "friends" from island trees, massapequa, where-ever. the building is shit, why is there granite in the lobby? we should have gotten the new middle school and the packard kids could suck it. plainedge hates every other school, but everyone hangs out with kids frmo other schools. the freshman suck, every year we get a new batch of kids who tihnk theyre cool. i cant think of anything else, so im gonna go take my ADD medicine like 94% of the plainedge population. bye.
person 1: steve guttenberg went to plainedge yay!!!! yay!!!!
person 2: who cares.
by PLAiNEDGE December 13, 2008
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Plainedge

A part of the Long Island suburbs where apparently, people know how to use computers and go to urbandictionary.com and...erm..."brag" on the internet about stupid shit that doesn't matter.

Like most of Long Island, this place is filled with tons of shitty kids.

Your town is no worse or better than any other bullshit, white-bread suburb anywhere on the planet. Get over yourselves.

This is why kids shouldn't be allowed the use the internet. Fuck.
"HURR DURR I SMOKE WEED GET FUCKED UP ALL DAY EVERY DAY AM I COOL YET DERP"

"No, you're a typical suburban teenager."

"BUT I GO TO PLAINEDGE HURRRR"
by V for Vanuch February 27, 2009
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plain white t's

plain white t's are a sh!tty-@ss sounding emo band
Plain White T's CD's should ONLY be used for coaster's or gun range shooting
by Joe Smith 2 August 17, 2007
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Plainjew

A town called plainview that is infested by jews
I live in plainview and im jewish and so is everyone else because plainjew got hit by a jewnami
by joshuaaw1030 August 18, 2006
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