Pistol Whip

1. Hitting someone, normally in the face, with the grip of a pistol.
2. According to Homer Simpson, a whipped-cream (vaguely resembling Cool Whip) product eaten with a pistol.

1. "He pistol-whipped that snitch but good."
2. "mmmm... Pistol Whip"

by kev07 August 19, 2006

postonme

a weak-assed knock-off of the fantastic wall here at urban dictionary.

is postonme still around?why?

by da trick biatch May 4, 2006

Sex Pistols

A stand in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. It is owned by Guido Mista and contains 6 bullets with the numbers 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, and 7. There is no Number 4 due to Mista's fear of the number 4. Sex Pistols is cute as heck!

Person 1: Dude, what is your favorite jojo stand?
Person 2: Sex Pistols
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because it is Cute!

by Worse than JJ March 7, 2020

pistol grip pump

A sawed-off shotgun, retrofitted with a handle at the stock. Note: the gun must be a 12 gage pump to be an official pistol grip pump. Originated in Detroit on the south side alleys.

Riding in J's 64 Impala, I held the pistol grip pump on my lap at all times, waiting for suckas to play with my shit.

by Slippy Steve February 15, 2005

pistol whore

Term originated by scrubs who would get consistently beaten to a pulp in Halo: Combat Evolved by superior marksmen. The Pistol was extremely powerful, so only an idiot would choose the cool-looking covenant weapons. Despite their inherent coolness, (what with being alien weapons and all) they were simply inferior to the M6D Pistol. Since they consistently died from the three-shot kill of a talented pistoler, scrubs began justifying their embarrassing losses by calling their (superior) opponents "pistol whores." See example 1.

In halo 2, anyone who is proficient with any weapon and regularly chooses it will be called a whore of that weapon if it is what they consistently use well to defeat players of lesser skill. A player that uses the battle rifle frequently and skillfully to achieve a high win-loss ratio will invariably be called a battle rifle whore. This applies to any weapon in the game, no matter how available it is to all players, or how little/much skill it takes to either wield it or defeat someone wielding it. See example 2.

Example 1:
Me: Crack! Crack! Crack!
God: Game over!
Scrub: O my god you pistol whore! Use a weapon that takes some skill u n00b!!!

Example 2:
Me (with battle rifle): Brrt! Brrt! Brrt! Brrt!
God: Game over!
Scrub: O my god u battle rifle whore! Use a weapon that takes some skill u stupid n00b!!!

Example 2.1:
Me (with sword): WhoosH!!!! Whoosh!!! WhooSHHSH!!!
God: TRIPLE KILL!
Scrubs (x3): OMG U FUCKING SWORD WHORE!!! GET SOME SKILL U NOOB!!!

by M6D! September 2, 2008

Sex Pistols

A great 70's punk band with few songs, but good ones at that, and an attitude to go along with it. They, however did not invent punk rock, but their style was more raw than others.

Holidays in the Sun, Bodies, Anarchy in the UK, God Save the Queen
anarchy

by ashley kenyeres November 30, 2003

Sex Pistols

Greatest punk band of all time. Fronted by John Lydon/Johnny Rotten, final lineup also consisted of Sid Vicious, Steve Jones, and Paul Cook. Greatest hit was most definitely "Anarchy in the UK", but "Bodies" and "Seventeen", often overlooked, are overall better songs.

The Sex Pistols may not have invented punk, but they redefined it. No future for you.

by Lady Pain February 22, 2005