Praying to the Porcelain Goddess

Function: verb
Etymology: Orgin Unknown although believed to have come from religous customers of fast food restaurants.

1. To vomit into a lavatory bowl while on your hands and knees as if one is in a position of prayer.
2. To defecate diarrheal contents tensely into a toilet bowl with hands held together and in the air as if one is praying.

MAN! I once ate at Taco Bell and because of that I was praying to the Porcelain Goddess all night!

by The Amazing Anonymous One July 10, 2004

Hugging the porcelin god

Being wrapped around the toilet in a violent atempt at removing your insides. Puking your guts out in a gregarious manner. Purging. Pulling the trigger.

I tried to use the restroom but I walked in and some dude was hugging the porcelin god. He was bowed down son!! Praying to that shit!! Ha!

by kalebintexas May 18, 2009

porcelain pit

a toilet, typically with great depth to contain splash water.

Hey, I like how the new porcelain pit has tall walls for even the nastiest of dumps.

by nero11 February 27, 2008

porcelain pull

The act of grabbing onto both sides of the toilet as if to life the toilet off the ground, to forcibly evacuate your bowels

Man, I was crunchin' a grumpy so hard the other day I had to use the porcelain pull to get it out

by tonyamolly January 22, 2009

porcelain piss

When you get up in the middle of the night to go to bathroom, you urinate on the porcelain inside the toilet, instead of directly on the water to avoid making that 'sploshing sound.' This is done to avoid waking up your spouse or a roommate.

"I heard you get up last night and go to the bathroom"

"Really? Thats strange, I took a porcelain piss."

by thelol6 December 26, 2010

Porcelain Painting

The process of having a bowel movement and inadvertently staining the side of the bowl.

I will be back in about 10 minutes, I need to go do some porcelain painting.

by Ninja Medic November 5, 2011

Porcelain Elevator

The act of having a turd so long you have to stand up to actually shit the entire thing out.

Friend: Dude where have you been?

Victim: I just had a porcelain elevator.

Friend: A what?

Victim: I dont want to talk about it... by the way, you're out of toilet paper...

by MirrorsGrin May 3, 2012