porcelain pit

a toilet, typically with great depth to contain splash water.

Hey, I like how the new porcelain pit has tall walls for even the nastiest of dumps.

by nero11 February 25, 2008

Kickin' the Crib

action implying hating to wake up; a very needed sleep

When my alarm woke me up at 6:30 this morning, I was kickin' the crib.

by nero11 January 28, 2008

Blabo

an instance when one misspeaks; its the typo of an oral error

Is he still dating Tiffany?
- Tiffany? He was never dating Tiffany.
No, not Tiffany but whatserface.
My bad man, I made a blabo.

by nero11 February 01, 2008

Snail Trail

the act of using the hand/forearm to rid the nose of running snot leaving a glistening path hence the name "snail trail". the trail usually begins on or near the index finger and runs at least half way up the forearm.

"I didn't have a Kleenex, so I just...snail trailed my snot and hoped that it was gone before i got to my elbow.

by nero11 February 13, 2008

Toilet's Revenge

Upon dropping stinky logsinto the porcelain pit,in retaliation,the toilet graces your butt cheeks with toilet water. Often occurs when turds are cut well before submerging.

I flippin' hate toilet's revenge! The water causes the toilet paper to thin out and it's just down right cold!

by nero11 February 25, 2008