Definitions by MirrorsGrin

Porcelain Elevator 

The act of having a turd so long you have to stand up to actually shit the entire thing out.

Friend: Dude where have you been?

Victim: I just had a porcelain elevator.

Friend: A what?

Victim: I dont want to talk about it... by the way, you're out of toilet paper...

Porcelain Elevator by MirrorsGrin May 3, 2012