pinch hitter

1: <baseball> one that pinch-hits
2: <relationship> a penetration device (usually vibrates) used by the male on the female when Viagra just can't quite get the job done.

"Their only chance of hitting a homerun is to bring in their pinch-hitter."

"His only chance of hitting a homerun is to bring in his pinch-hitter."

pinch hitter by Kyle January 16, 2004

pinch harmonic 

when you press your butt cheeks against something hollow and toot.

dude dont you dare do the pinch harmonic on my door.

pinch harmonic by Jordan Yaun December 25, 2008

Pinch/Grasp 

Another word for the gooch (the area between your asshole and sack) A thin gooch is a pinch, as you can pinch it, wheras a fat person has a grasp, as in it takes a handful to get your fingers around it.

She was so thin/fat, she had a Pinch/Grasp.

Pinch/Grasp by Lewis220891 October 9, 2007

pinch and scuttle 

1. when a lobster gives the pinch and scuttles away

2. to give "the finger" by forming your hand into a claw shape and "pinching", before quickly scuttling away.

3. to dine and dash

4. to go or leave

1. a lobster pinched a chef in a kitchen and scuttled away.

2. "he cut me off so I had to give the pinch"

3. "I couldn't find my wallet so I had to pich and scuttle.

4. It's late, I gotta pinch and scuttle.

pinch and scuttle by nefirum June 12, 2010

Pinch the tip 

The act of ejaculating into the foreskin whilst holding it closed with ones fingers. It is a common practice for horny teens who are unable to predict when they may have the urges to masturbate in bed. It allows the young man to sneak to the bathroom without any splash on the sheets.

I was so horny last night that I had no time to prepare. My only option was to pinch the tip.

Pinch the tip by SPAGOOGI! August 26, 2017

pinch hit 

When one is too intoxicated to have sex, or has already passed out and a female is left alone a pinch hitter is called to get the job done

Dude, he's out cold anyone going to step up to the plate and pinch hit?

pinch hit by marc busch April 30, 2008

Pinch a Loaf 

Where you have to take a major dump, but are worried about the outcome.

Dude, that toilet is so clean, I better pinch a loaf

Pinch a Loaf by bill May 1, 2003