The pickles

Noun. A cruel form of punishment where the subject is forced into a face down, ass up position, and the punisher empties a jar of pickles into the subject's anus.

If you call me that again, you're gonna get the pickles.

by Mr. Cream Puff June 15, 2024

Splitting pickles

When you want to avoid a conversation with an undesirable patron while waitressing/bartending.

*waitress to bartender* "fuck that table, I'm gonna be in the back splitting pickles for a minute."

by Pickle Splittler 2 January 17, 2026

Too Many sweet pickles

Slang expression used on the islands in the Puget Sound West of Seattle. Describes a state of temporary dementia or delusion (often caused by chemical intoxication).

Man, I think I'm seeing things...

Too many sweet pickles...

by Vashhole November 10, 2009

Paint Me In Your Pickles

"Paint Me In Your Pickles" Is a act of BDSM. It involves an individual painting poo on someone elses stomach.

Woman#Paint me in your pickles!

Man#OK, your wish is my command.

by Meesta Whiskas October 1, 2010

penut butter pickles

Gigantic cocks that you know that you want to have inside of you😰

Oh how I love penut butter pickles adj.

by Pandasorplays August 8, 2016

peck of pickles

Several penis’s in one butthole

I’m going out tonight... I hope I get a “peck of pickles”

by Kath&deb October 27, 2017

Salts my pickles

Something that is good or something you really like or enjoy

That was the best movie I’ve seen in years. It really salts my pickles.

by SMaK February 19, 2020