Philosofap

The act of philosophizing while masturbating. When one starts to masturbate, their mind may drift away from the sexual thoughts of how their crush, girlfriend, fiance, or whatever pushes her ass up in the air while she reads the newspaper off the table (she stands up when she does it, and it's not like you're complaining), to more pressing matters, such as the meaning of life, the universe, and who thought to make yogurt drinkable. When you delve deep into these thoughts, you are philosofapping. Most people have philosofapped before, but haven't a term for it. This is that term.

Derek began philosofap, juggling in his mind whether or not it is justified to mail shit bricks to telemarketers.

by Deckard Mortenson August 1, 2013

Philnesia

She is a fine, intelligence, thicc, black girl, attracts guys..not all the times but sometimes...
has the nickname Phil
And she doesn't disappoint when it's time to show the world why she got😛

Dude1:Is that Philnesia?
Dude2:Yah I think so

Dude1:What they call we again
Dude2: Phil

Dude1: Damn dude tell her to let me holler at her

by [hidden name] September 20, 2017

Philemo

When a comment or question is deep and philosophical, but still sad and brooding enough to be considered emo.

A: If i died tomorrow, how much would my family care...how little would the world?
B: Wow Bob, that was philemo.

by aproy October 15, 2017

Philosofecal

Talking a lot of bullshit.

Jimmy is so philosofecal this morning. -Dude Jimmy is always philosofecal.

by kprodigy September 21, 2018

Philism

Philism is the official holy religion for the gaycornerlads Phil, the 3rd son of Jesus. All hail Phil, he is the one, he is the life, he is love.

I SUPPORT PHILISM PRAY FOR PHILL

by PHIHIUGHLHIHIK March 24, 2019

Philosophical menopause

Aligning your wants with your needs.

John really needs to attain philosophical menopause. He is wasting his time in his corporate job instead of being a pilot

by ShittyRickashawala January 13, 2020

Philishious

A girl who’s name is Phileshea but she’s delicious. This makes her Philishious!!!

When she speaks, talks even walks its her being Philishious!

by Jmo1978 December 24, 2020