peruvian scissorhand

Start trimming your partners pubes during intercourse and when you climax , slap their lower stomach

I was doing the peruvian scissorhand with Emma and I fucked up and cut my cock off

by Urmomsbf September 3, 2022

Peruvian Hot Pocket

When a Peruvian man named "Robert" defecates into the mouth of a Llama who is actively peeing into the asshole of said man named "Robert".

Tyler, I will not be in the office today due to the Peruvian Hot Pocket that I had last night.

by peruvian lover August 5, 2022

Fake Peruvians

A kid who lies about being Peruvian and traveling the world.

Person 1: I met some fake Peruvians they’re annoying asf
Person 2: I hate them They cap about everything
Person 3: Yeah

by Caruso March 2, 2021

Peruvian Coffee

Used to describe an awful stench coming from a certain person or animal. Often used to describe someone who doesn't shower or care about personal hygiene. The term has nothing to do with Peru or the people of Peru. It is only about the strong stench of the certain coffee.

Did you just go for a swim in a septic tank, because you smell like Peruvian Coffee!

by ugaatl September 8, 2025

Peruvian bubbleshake

When you fill your mouth with spit and sinus juices, swish it around, and spit it in her pussy full throttle like a llama

I gave her a Peruvian bubbleshake and she wanted to marry me

by Yessir,yessir July 23, 2019

Peruvian Laxative

Eat as much Indian food as possibly, grab someone's ancles until their nose is level with your anus. Proceed to defecate into said nose until it overflows their mouth and spills onto their hair.

"I gave that chick a Peruvian Laxative last night"
"How'd it go?"
"she's getting the rest removed from her brain by surgeons"

by dat shit raght dare dun dare September 24, 2011

Peruvian Touchscreen

When you put your penis against the screen for a prolonged period of time.

Look at Luis! he's doing the Peruvian Touchscreen thing!! yuck!!

by xzetaprobe March 2, 2017