Penn Cambria Middle School

The school that wants parents to believe has everything under control. While walking the hallways, hearing racial slurs and young boys moaning is not uncommon. Do the teachers do their jobs right? Of course not! You can usually spot the difference between a PCMS student and a normal student by looking for some of these traits: Dog collars, Privileged, and curly haired homophobic males. The best part about this school is their absolutely, positively AMAZING dress code. Don’t believe me? Just ask our principal why a girl’s shoulders are arousing.

Hey aren’t you from Penn Cambria Middle School, the school who allows dog collars but not hats?

by your_mom.com September 6, 2021

C-Penn

C-Penn is a sub-breed of human native to Eastern Virginia. They are known for their libido and superior work ethic although they have “down” days when overworked . Favorite slogan is “you can’t hit a home run everyday” , no fear of heights and no respect for authority. You wouldn’t have to give them directions to your mothers house, chances are they have already been there. Follows every question they ask with “Ain’t it?”

Girl: What is that man doing hanging off the side of that building!?!
Boy: Oh, that’s C-Penn, he’s working on the sign, he gives zero fucks.

Girl: Wow, he really is the number one stunner, huh?

by Signman25 August 9, 2021

Tom Penn

A name used in the Music community to mean chad or swagman and has an excessive media knowledge

That Anthony Fantano is a wannabe Tom Penn

by JepicKings420 November 23, 2021

Penne wallie

(Pea-nee wahl-lee)

1. Meaning soft or flaccid penis limpdick limp dick

2. A floppy, badly rolled blunt.

I was hooking up with this guy last night and I left early because he had had a penne wallie.

This blunt is a penne wallie.

by Chillary Hiinton February 2, 2019

Penn State Nap

To sleep in the middle of the day, to be able to party all night.

A: Hey! Did you hear about the party tonight?
B: Yeah, me and my girl are gonna take a Penn state nap to get ready.

by xyzzMY August 7, 2022

Penn Stater

Similar to a butterface. A woman with a nice uniform but a bad helmet.

Damn that girl’s body is tight but her face is like a minotaur. She’s a real Penn Stater.

by nyf’e January 1, 2022

Penn Vadgley

A sexual act in which a person performs cunnilingus while in a mask of Penn Badgley, star of the hit A&E then Netflix property 'You'

Archie: Hey babe, what are you in the mood for tonight?
*she pulls out a mask of beloved social media darling Penn Badgley*
Veronica: I think I want some Penn Vadgley

by poopoopeepeeboii January 10, 2022