by Failiwillnotfall July 4, 2014

a predominately text based friendship. To treat someone like a friend over text but barley given them any recognition in person
by TheWrong-Robin August 20, 2021

by Gerton March 19, 2010

Means penis and is derived from the term pen15 which is used by baddies in years five, six and seven as a way to make themselves look like immature wankers. Can be used with other words such as mastie and reckie to make people laugh while making fun of the kind of kids who would actually be in the pen15 club.
Vinnie popped a reckie as hard as a diamond then chucked a mastie until his Pen-Fift felt like it was made of clay
by Rough_Bastard February 27, 2010

by matthew^^ January 25, 2004

A sex position in which a man positions his body on a couch in a perpendicular fashion. With his head on the floor, and his legs lying on the the upright part of the couch. The women then subsequently sits on top of his crotch area, so as to have one leg on the side of the man, and the other hanging off the back of the couch (or standing). Thus she fits on the man like the top of pen!
by Cha Chal July 1, 2011

Gratuitous photos of fountain pens, gel pens, rollerball pens and ballpoint pens posted online simply for the gratification of collectors and pen fanatics.
by Penthusiast April 9, 2012
