Paed

Verb - to paed: to sexually abuse (a child)

Origin - paeophile: one who paeds

"That nonce is going to paed that kid up, no doubt"

by Dr Samuel Johnson June 9, 2009

paedo grip

The action used by a persistant male stalker or squaddie to corner his prey into some sort of sexual intercourse. A "subtle" hand action typically used on the upper arm or leg, can sometimes involve an uncomfortable squeeze accompanied by a creepy smile.

"she was cornered by a paedo grip, no way could she escape after that"

"that squaddie loves to use his paedo grip on unsuspecting victims next he'll try to play skeetball"

by the truth part 2!! August 8, 2009

Twice paved the way

Twice paved the way for everyone now go and cry about it

Twice paved the way: bestie did you see how twice ended bts , ofc cause twice paved the way

by Once May 24, 2021

PAEDOWND

Slipping a length to a fifteen year old. Allegedly the word hails from Scotland

Metal Hammer user - Oh god did you hear about PZ? She got PAEDOWND

by Jimmy Hill April 26, 2005

paved over

An acceptable way of saying "pissed off." (same acronym). Source: newspaper headline about residents in a small Vermont town that described people wanting to maintain their gravel road as being "paved over" by the decision of the town road commission to pave the road when residents wanted gravel. The beauty is that it can be said anywhere.

I was really "paved over" when my boss told me I couldn't have off any days around the holiday!

by [e-mail] October 21, 2005

Paedihorse

A tall man who closely resembles a horse, but can't grow facial hair, purchasing a combination of kiddy fiddling materials from his local municipal store, i.e lollies, a fake beard and moustache and lubricant.

Dave (full time warehouse shelf stacker) : Holy crap did you just see what that giant paedihorse just bought? I wouldn't like to see the aftermath of the little boy when he's finished with him!

Jared: I'm fucked in the head

Dave: Hey! You CAN talk.

by Softy McJubejube August 27, 2007

paedophiles as urbandictionary spammers

1 of 3 now notorious ud PEDOPHILES:

author The Fury 13 ,

author Judge dredd7 ,

author Deep blue 2012

Find their CHILD ABUSING definitions and have them deleted

those are three of the most egregious- and prolific paedophiles as urbandictionary spammers discovered in June 2013

by kill paedophiles June 19, 2013