parentals

another name for parents

"your parentals calmed down yet?"

by lizzy June 8, 2004

parents

Those Whom Which Have Birth To You.
Those Whom Which Own You, And Everything You Possess Until The Age Of 18.

Okay, So Those Are The Basics That Everyone Can Agree On. Now Here The Part In
Which I May Get Some Downs For. I Don't Know If I Can Trust Peoples Accounts In The
Other Defs. But Hopefully, This Is What Defines SOME Parents.

Those Who Emphasize The Fact That They Own You, That You Have No Rights Under Their
House Until The Age Of 18.
Those Who Threaten You About Your Future And Constantly Go On Mad Tirades And Lectures
In Which Have No Actual Point.
Those Who Take All The Money You Have Or Get (From Any Source) And Freely Use It As
Their Own.
Those Who Lie To You Just To Make You Quiet Or A Obtain The Moments Peace.
Those Who Yell At You For Being Late, If Not Then Screaming At You For Not Being Early.
Those Who Have A Lot Money, Don't Spend Their OWN Money, And Find A Way To Get More Money
Regards Of The Risks And Events In Which They Will Cause.
Those Who Constantly Brag About How They Are Superior To You, In Every Aspect Of Life
And Always Pass The Blame To You In Front Of Their Colleagues.
Those Who Bombard You With Constant Statements About Your Friends Or The Names Of Anyone
They Come Across That Are Related To You Of How They Will One Day Betray You Until You
Are Paranoid And Have No Idea What It Was Like Being Naive.
Those Who Say They Love You, But Before You Can Open Your Mouth Have Already Back Stabbed
You.
Those Who Are Uncomfortable Seeing His/Her Child Do Nothing (Or Play) While They Are
Working Themselves.
Those Who Let Off Their Steam, Built Up On The Weekdays, On You Every Saturday
Morning.
Those Who Can Start A Bitch Fest From ABSOLUTELY NOTHING Despite The Fact That You Have
Said NOTHING AT ALL And Have Done Nothing Wrong Today.<Proven By Yours Truly.
Those Who Believe That Time=Maturity, Not Experience=Maturity, Because Otherwise,
Kids Would Be Equal To Parents, Which Is Considered Absurd.

Well, That's It! =P Now That I'm Scrolling Up From The Text Box, I Noticed That
I Was Flaming...I Don't Know, Maybe I'm Still Blind And Totally Oblivious To My
Parents True Intentions. Maybe I'm Still Ignorant And Naive And Haven't Seen The
Light Yet. Then Again, There's Still Time. Still Got 5 Years Till My Parents
Legally Have No Ownership Of Me. Jeez, Sure Let Off Some Bitterness There.

Just Open Your Eyes. I'm Sure Anyone Can See What I'm Talking About. Then Again, Probably Not. =P

And Just Because I Have To Include The Word Of The Def, Here It Is: parents

by whatismyname December 14, 2008

helicopter parent

a parent who is constantly hovering over(monitoring) thier children while they are at school, much to the annoyance of the princapal and the teachers

To the staff at the school, the helicopter parent is like the commercial for head on.

by Light Joker March 27, 2007

Parental Advisory

A censorship sticker, very much like the Seal of Approval that comic books were made to have well into the 70's. It warns parents of possible material that may be considered obcene without any specific details about what is objectionable.
Perpetrated by a censorship lobby consisting of upper middle class conservative white women, such as Tipper Gor, who felt it necessary to police the music industry for messages that were politically or socially inconsistent with their own. This label dampens sales which in turn hampers musical, lyrical, or artistically creativite material.
At its inception the parental advisory sticker targeted mainly such musicians as Frank Zappa but today the target is hip-hop and rappers along with video game creators

My mom didnt let me but the CD because it had a parental advisory sticker, which she said had it like that because it talked about raping women. But later when I listed to it it just was criticizing American and the LAPD.

by Madamasselle December 17, 2003

Parents Television Council

Lazy parents that are unable to parent their children, due to severe brain damage. They feel that they shouldn't have to parent their children, and when they give their children access to anything they don't want their kids to see, they feel that it is not their own fault for enabling the child to see the questionable content, but the entertainment industry for "corrupting" their "innocent" children's minds. They are also very naive, thinking that because they don't want their kids to see it, nobody should be allowed to. They are typically too busy bathing in their own stupidity, or arguing about something else that "corrupts" their children at a PTA meeting, to actually monitor what their kids do, so they try to force others to do it for them, by stripping the rights of everyone else.

Typical Parents Television Council supporter

"It's not MY job to parent my kids, that's the entertainment industry and the governments job!"

"How dare those evil corporations show something I don't want my kids to watch!"

"What? Did you just say parent your children? That's absurd! Why would I take care of my kids anyways? That's what the TV's for, right?"

by Da Cawtz March 16, 2014

parentnoid

Describing being in the state of parentnoia... basically you're worried you're about having a baby that you didn't plan for, that you don't really want, and/or that you don't believe that you can manage.

You know what they call guys who pull out? Parents.

Staci: I can't drink tonight. I'm a little parentnoid, and I don't want my baby I don't want to have fetal alcohol syndrome; it reduces its market value.

A wise man said, "The abstinent man is never parentnoid."
He failed to mention that the abstinent man is never fulfilled either, and his penis eventually packs its balls up and moves out.
Jeebus never had sex, and thus was never parentnoid.

by testicles...that is all October 18, 2007

Parents

The people who had sex to make you

I think it's pretty hypocritical that my parents won't let me have sex, because they obviously have.

by Tikibarberfan October 1, 2010