paradyse

1. A bad bitch, that’s me pooh.

2. Someone who is soooo pretty with a fat ass butt

Paradyse ass so fat, purr.

by therealbigpurr June 7, 2021

Gates Paradox

Any problem with a Microsoft computer system caused by an inadvertent reboot that can only be fixed for some reason by rebooting again.

My power went out and kicked my desktop. It was all messed up. I rebooted it and now it's clean. It's the fucking Gates Paradox.

by STPotter November 21, 2007

Samantha Paradox

The thought of oneself being less attractive then one truly is.

Jamal: Dude, why does she have such low self-esteem? She's a dime!

Griffin: Dude, the Samantha Paradox.

by Brbgonnagosmoke November 16, 2012

Fung Paradox

The Fung paradox stipulates that after coitus with a female, one must choose between recycling said female, or go on to the next potential sexual partner.

"Man, I don't know if I want to start seeing this female seriously"
"Have you heard about the Fung paradox? You need to choose between recycling or mingling"

by sexbomb174 October 14, 2017

Digiorno Paradox

If you get a box of DiGiorno for delivery, is it delivery or DiGiorno.

Hey guys have you heard of the DiGiorno paradox.

by Your_boy_54 June 2, 2018

Retard Paradox

Two retards in a continuous loop of retarded moments.

(Studied at the University of Princeton)

Retard Paradox Example:
Retard Noah: Reeeeeeeeee!
Retard Josh: Reeeeeeeeeee!
Retard Noah: Reeeeeeeeeeee!
Retard Josh: Reeeeeeeeeeeee!

by Wyates5 April 28, 2019

Homophobic Paradox

When the most homophobic person you know also is the most homosexual. Often say 'No Homo' after small homosexual actions to random people, as if to justify what they just did was not inappropriate.

Person 1: *slaps Person 2's butt*
Person 1: No Homo
Person 2: That was pretty homo you weirdo
Person 1: You are such a gay ****
Person 3: Don't worry about him, person 1 must be having a homophobic paradox

by Broski909 July 13, 2020