Pineda

-Someone who throws a discus less than 50 ft.

-Someone who hits somebody in the face with a discus.

-Someone with a baby face.

-A annoying person

That wasn't even 70ft, dumb pineda.

by Angel Piñeda March 4, 2009

pawned

Pawned is something old and/or bald people say when taking the piss out of people who try and use words without vowels, like pwned, to sound "young and hip" but who really sound like nothing more than a duck farting under water.

"Hey Dude...Did you say pawned or did you just trip over your tongue as you pulled it out of that duck's arse"

by Fat Pat September 6, 2005

Pined

Absolutely Hammered

I saw Matt come out of the pub and he was absolutely pined

by sprinkleofprotips May 30, 2016

Plainedge

the greatest fucking place on long island ... pot heads , and alcoholics... and we can get away with anything in this fucking "town" ... getting drunk at either harmon. dunkin. some other schools around the town . burger king .... its the best fucking place ever.... plainedge hates island trees and wanted them all "dead" meanwhile every kid in plainedge has probably hookup with someone or fucked them or is friends with them.... WEED is a big part of plainedge... wake up . smoke.school.smoke.get food.smoke ..... basic fucking routine....anyway its the best fucking place on LI

plainedge

by someeee kidddddddddddd from pt September 14, 2010

paiged

to be fingered

while on the dance floor, johnny paiged amy because she wasn't wearing spandex under her short dress

by one who was almost paiged December 14, 2010

painted turtle

sickest turtles ever, their like painted and shit, so u know their cool.

non-painted turtle: "man i wish i was a painted turtle."
Another non-pained turtle: "yea cuz their all colorful and shit, im so jealous."

by Brent Roehrich August 18, 2006

paindagarten

when a small kindergarten child finds himself in a life or death situiation involving a mad smomach pain. leading to a rushed trip to the doctor with a result of '' have you tryed urinating''

problem solved

nicks 3rd day in kindergarten turned in to fucking PAINDAGARTEN

by smashinpiss@10:04am April 18, 2009