Bag Press

The necessary procedure used on several types of candies such as M&M’s and Skittles in order to get the last one or two pieces out of the bag.

Jimmy said there were not any Skittles left, however when I executed the bag press I found there was one remaining.

by Nick Bodnar January 11, 2008

press entering

being unnecessarily rude or picky over something that does not affect or matter ti the other person in any way

he was press entering about his friend using different types of wood in her
minecraft build than the ones in the biome they were building in

by skeleton_shebang September 17, 2023

pressing matter

...a stool that is knocking on your back door

"I have a PRESSING MATTER that I need to attend to, in the bathroom..."

by yippa March 17, 2023

The Garlic Press

When two sisters scissor but they are actually dudes.

Dude 1: Hey bro, I'm tired of doing the same thing every night. Can we try something new for once?

Dude 2: One of my work buddies told me about the garlic press. Maybe we could try that?

Dude 1: I love garlic!

by The Garlic Enthusiast May 10, 2018

aloha press

A desperate double or nothing bet on the 18th hole to make back all the money you lost on the previous 17 holes.

I know I’m down $1,000 but I’m going to aloha press the last hole and try to make back all the money.

by gustavoalt June 30, 2018

French Press

The art of dipping down from a squat position and smashing ones dirty muff on a person's face.

Oh man, Joe passed out by the fire, so the girls all took there time giving him a french press.

by Kingstoncowboy July 13, 2019

White pressed

White pressed is a new level of depression, it feels like an evil white noise in your chest.

This morning I felt white pressed. I hope I don’t feel like that again.

by Tairoa June 12, 2020