Orphan Tears

A type of drink in the "Your Favorite Martian" universe

These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before.
I tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor

by Some Guy With No Specific Name March 9, 2023

orphan

A person that is an absolute Chad otherwise known as a very cool person that is very annoying when you first meet but once you get to know is very awesome and cool who gets to many girls who is sick and likes the little things in life and loves ramen and also does not have parents

Friend:Hey dude sorry about what last night but look on the bright side your an orphan now

Orphan:ye

by spaceboyblue12 April 22, 2022

Orphan

A target that is usually found at a shooting range.

"Hey man, do you want to go shoot those orphans later after work?"

by childeater68419 January 3, 2022

i stab orphan hehe

TECHNOBLADE IS GOD TECHNOBLADE SHIT MAN YESSS I LIKE YO STAB ORPHAN HEHE you can fucking say this any fucking time and nobody ducking will fucking care for fucks sake

“Technoblade says I stab orphan hehe”
“I like to stab orphan hehe”

by Axolotl0lp0 October 30, 2021

orphan crushing machine

A theoretical device referenced when someone performs an act of generosity of kindness that is only possible because a horrible system has been normalized. Usually seen in "feel good" stories in the news where a child sells a collection so they can afford cancer treatment or a military veteran receives a prosthesis because of a GoFundMe.

Local man saves 500 orphans from the orphan crushing machine!

That's great news! Wait... why is there a machine that crushes orphans?

by v022 December 5, 2025

Orphaned punchline

When a scene (film/tv show etc) starts with someone telling the punchline of a joke, without the setup. Usually followed by loud, overly-dramatic laughter from those present.

(Name taken from Tv Tropes).

“So he says “do you love me?” and she says “no, but that's a real nice ski mask!” - Dumb and Dumber.

Orphaned punchline

by Seeker of durt December 16, 2023

looks orphan

When you are the only attractive person in your family.

Yeah basically I’m a looks orphan.

by Ericopolis August 12, 2019