The Average Stupid American

An American that believes in Anti-vax, hates other races and is far too patriotic.
Josh: Hey dude, wanna hang out with my cousin?
Dave: Your cousin's The Average Stupid American, no offense.
Josh: Yeah, that's fair. I don't wanna hear about hOw vAcCIneS cAuSe aUTiSm.
Josh: Let's just hang out with Chad.
Dave: Sure, he accepts other races. Doesn't oppose modern medicine, and doesn't think that America is the only country that matters.
Dave
by myhornygayass May 03, 2021
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average black dick

A fat 9-10 inch dick, nothing less than 8 inches if he's grown.
My ex used to have a little baby dick and I almost thought big feet was just a myth, but he was just a special case that wasn't the average black dick!!!!
by Ms.GetReal June 27, 2009
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Average Berserk enjoyer

A man with formidable taste in anime who knows quality when he sees it
Ah an average berserk enjoyer. This man must know good anime when he sees it.
by Totalcoolkid666 June 22, 2021
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average penis length

Well the average penis length of a guy in England is 5.5 inches.
The average for a guy in america is 8 inches.
The average for a guy in China is 3.3 inches.
The longest penis length recorded in China is 5.5 inches.
Dude1: What is your average penis length?
Dude2: 7.5 inches
Dude1: Wow!
by FunkyChavv July 24, 2006
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average gigachad enjoyer

As a person who likes gigachad they shall be pleased with eternity of respect and support, however disliking giggachad shall lead you to eternity of hate and suffering by losing all your tik tok followers
"yo gigachad be #1 in all tiktok" -average gigachad enjoyer
by slogonoah July 21, 2022
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Sicker than your average

To be better than the average. A little bit better than normal. Originated in Biggie Small's song "Hypnotize".
by Eurostance November 26, 2010
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Average School Shooter

A white male who typically wears a black trench coat, has a unibrow, and extremely messy hair. Most likely has a background from the suburbs. Most Average School Shooters don't talk much and sit alone. The school shooter might acknowledge the fact that he looks like a school shooter to those that joke about it.
do you see that white male sitting alone over there? The one with the trench coat, unibrow, and messy hair? He's a school shooter

A white male who typically wears a black trench coat, has a unibrow, and extremely messy hair. Most likely has a background from the suburbs. Most Average School Shooters don't talk much and sit alone. The school shooter might acknowledge the fact that he looks like a school shooter to those that joke about it.
by Yatta Hippyoh November 09, 2016
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