Offensive coordinator

Must be a decent job if you don't try to get a female to let you touch her ties without asking first, all because you're the offensive coordinator for the such and such team.

Damn, the guy was an offensive coordinator, everything was coming his way, then he goes to Mexico and gets fired for groping someone there. There must be something else wrong with a vacation like that.

by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022

No offense

Two words people use when they usually are going to say offensive and sometimes they don't even care that they've offended you when they know they have.

"No offense, but I think you're overreacting."

by SobyCoty September 3, 2022

offensive humour

Hate speech / sensitive subjects with a punchline.

Hey man you like offensive humour?
Racist jokes or 9/11?
Racist 9/11 jokes!

by Loogs October 10, 2022

Sorryable Offense

An action that requires an apology.

Often can be used when your girl is bitchin about something you shouldn't be sorry for.

"That's not a sorryable offense. You shouldn't be sorry for that."

by Cman33 March 16, 2022

no offense

Term which is used after a sentence which was obviously meant to cause harm to someone.

Chris: Hey, what's up you dirty, ugly ass motherfucker! Hope your mother gets burnt on a stake. Dirty whore she is.

Chris: No offense, though.

Lenn: What the fuck?

by io;kj January 15, 2021

no offense

'no offense' is something people say before they offend you

no offense but you're dumb, unattractive, unworthy and untalented :)

by lokidokey;) June 10, 2021

Reverse Offense

A shots being made from a distance and is timed by following it from that shot that was released from the time it was engaged in shooting the release the one being targeted ticks on the ticking clock in opposite directions and is accurately a worlds obdominating and pinpoints those that rebel in target. Reaches its goal destinations and was perfected upon the release of well funneled exahaustion.

Kahiem: You want to see me beat the shot with the tic on my watch or should i be digitally hard on myself ill reverse offense by defeating the offensive defense that is hurting the ankles that have been outstepped in the arena of movements and has been grasped with the hands of a virtual hand karate chop.

by Jinaist Policies May 17, 2021