Sex nuts and retard strong

The sexual excitement of a mentally handicapped person.

What if a customer comes in and my jerkin off gets him all sex nuts and retard strong? Suddenly I'm fighting him off as he tries to jam my dick in his mouth.

by Shadows24k April 27, 2011

birth nuts

to have a mark on your testicles

'hey guys i have birth nuts"

by slampig 21 May 25, 2009

twittling your nutsack

To be in a state of complete and absolute uselessness to any one or anything. No productive action or thought can be sequestered while in this annoying as hell state. Repeatedly dunking one's head into a bucket of rusty razors is more useful to the universe than twittling your nutsack.

Matt: DUDE!, UR MY PARTNER! STOP FUCKING TWITTLING YOUR NUTSACK AND HELP ME WITH OUR PHYSICS BRIDGE PROJECT!

Nadsack:...

Matt: I should have taken the entire class's advice.

by cockjuggling thundercunt March 31, 2009

Notts

Notts is a nick name for Nottingham which is in UK, England.

Person: were u from m8
Me: Notts

by Sam Evil August 16, 2006

up to your nuts in guts

To be fully inserted into one's partner during the sexual act; to be up to the maker's mark. Descriptive of the lovely warm engulfment one feels when balls deep.

I had to listen to Cindy screaming through that paper-thin wall. Chuck, you must have been up to your nuts in guts all night! - Sol R.

by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006

let my nuts hang

To relax, to chill. Basically describes how your a male's testicles hang when they are wearing nothing or loose fitting more confortable clothes.

Person 1 "What are you going to do after work?"

Person 2 "I'm just going to let my nuts hang. It’s been a busy day."

"I've been at work for almost 12 hours, time to go home and let my nuts hang."

by IceWarm January 8, 2006

nuts to that

Nuts to that: Used as a dismissal or to denote a lack of concern for something.
Similar to, "To hell with this."

Person approaches their workplace. Upon seeing how busy it is, they promptly leave before being noticed.

Person: "Nuts to that, I'm going to a movie."

by Captain Pesh April 11, 2007