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Numb Nuts

A game of you and another player competing to bruise, damage, or hurt the other players genitals. The game begins when one player makes fun of your millimeter peter and you declare war on the future of your children. The winner is declared by whoever lasts the longest or when the opposing player surrenders. The rules are simple: no girls allowed, period. This game is much more intense (and fun) when played in a pool or a place with water.
"Hey bro your peter is TINY!"
*gets triggered*
"WANNA PLAY NUMB NUTS THEN?"
"LETS GO BRO!"
by PTX2 October 24, 2019
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numb nugget

A word like Stupid, Idiot, and dumb its like calling someone a fart face but numb nugget
caleb: "Hey Jerald!"

Jerald: "yeah?"

caleb: " you are a stupid numb nugget i hate you!"
Jerald: "ok."
by zwelus June 4, 2021
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numbing mints

Mint that is taken before oral sex, to prevent gagging.
Yo how is your head game so strong?
It’s these numbing mints dude
by RatShit69 August 27, 2022
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numb juice

Imma go to the store and gemme some numb juice, yo!
by Shuaman November 10, 2022
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numb bra

Hey i heard susie had a numb bra!
poor girlie
by Benj0-defines June 2, 2022
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Numb Dogging

Having sexual intercourse with a woman off SSRI's
I just got done numb dogging

I never nut off the prozac

Its numb doggin November
by percskeemin December 16, 2021
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Numb nub

A non responsive clitoris.
I can't get off. I've got a numb nub.
by Realgirl2020 December 23, 2020
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