nuke the lizarard

If you looked this up you are person of culture

Nuke the lizarards!!!!!

by The cat lady 189 April 29, 2021

Nuke China

The act of putting last nights chinese takeout into the microwave

"Yo John, nuke china,"

"alright! I have been looking forward to finishing the Orange Chicken"

by Tree Waifu June 1, 2021

nuke the toilet

Th definition of taking a giant shit in your toilet, so it feels like it should eksplode.

I need to go use the bathroom, so i can nuke the toilet

by S.A.T.A.N June 3, 2021

nuke the douche flute

To buy a small, disposable vape and smoke it empty within the space of a day.

1. “Hey man do you have any of that vape left?”
“Nah, I nuked the douche flute.”

2. “Wow, if you were managed to nuke the douche flute, you may be addicted to vapes!”

by AlexEldridge December 4, 2021

Nuke toot

The ultimate Fart, the most deadliest of all farts so deadly not only your neighbor smell it but the whole country is in shock, it is so intense you are left standing without any pants of any kind.

person 1: omg bro you ate Chiptole, taco bell, and mc donalds fish fillet? dude you're about to have a nuke toot!
person 2: where did my pants go?
person 1:
person 2: yo? you good?

by Metro Glizzy man May 2, 2023

nuke and repave

To reformat and reinstall an Operating System on a computer. To start from scratch. Usually done after getting a virus or trojan.

Person 1: Aw, man, I got a virus on Winblows.
Person 2: Antiviruses rarely work to fix the problem. Sounds like it's time to nuke and repave.

by evilhobbitofdoom October 13, 2009

Nuke Hammock

The act of grabbing your ball sack in hot weather from behind and stretching as far as it can go and then taking a dump into your balls and sling shotting the poop into a KKK members face

yo did you see that nuke hammock the other day?

That was nuts, that KKK member just took a shit to the face

by The all holy Moses January 8, 2012