Bangin the noodle

Asking the real questions. NOT jacking off!
Can be used as a defensive saying when someone doesn’t get your question or is offended by it.
*First Date*

Jack: Wow, what size are your tits?
Stephanie: What?!?
Jack: Sorry, I’m just bangin the noodle.
by 5wampDaddy July 17, 2018
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Noodle Stab

To have sex with a penis that isn't fully erect. Referenced in Arrested Development
Sorry for giving you the old noodle stab
by AD2013Fan May 28, 2013
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Fu-noodling

The act of drinking a beer at a rapid pace through a pool noodle. It is similar to the concept of a "beer bong" but obviously more fun hence the name FUNoodle
"let's bong some beers!"
"we can't because we don't have a beer bong!"
"that's okay, we have a noodle. We can do some Fu-noodling!!!"
by Evanislikewoah September 14, 2011
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good noodle

the person who does good and only good so help them God
I would never crash your car i'm a good noodle
by goodnoddle777 December 23, 2018
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Saucing the noodle

A term which originated in prisons. In homosexual male relationships when the dominant partner forces the submissive partner to masterbate and ejaculate on on his penis. The dominant partner then uses his partners semen as lubricant for anal insertion.
"You're saucing the noodle or I'm going in dry. It's macaroni time, bitch."
by Truth_from_the_streets August 24, 2014
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Gucci Noodles

Gucci Noodles (interjection) is a term used as a response to express agreement or approval on something one has said, but has a much higher swag level than the traditional words of agreement.

The term originated from the infamous music group "Lords Of The G-strings" and immediately became widespread in the state of Florida. There is said to be a positive correlation between the amount one uses this term and their ability to produce the distinguished Female Ejaculation.

Synonyms:
Gucci, Yes, Fuck yea, Agreed, Absolutely, Forsure.

Antonyms:
Nah, No, Fuck that, No way Jose, Disagreed.
Dion: "Aye bruh letz blaze this blunt righ nah yu feel?”
Jerome: "Gucci Noodles”
*Dion sparks the blunt

Tyrone: "Yo brus, ma bitch wanna fuk round noon whathcu thank bout gettin dat guap at 2?”
Marcus: "Gucci Noodles bruh go head an fuk dat bit.”
*Tyrone proceeds to fuck bitch
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noodle gorillaz

The badass guitarist for virtual band Gorillaz. Dont fuck with her. Fight her, she'll win.
by Bitch u dont need my name July 28, 2017
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