nooshie

Something that looks the business but really does fuck all.

"Sarah, said that her new phone is great but it doesn't really do as much as she expected."

"That not surprising, that phone is just a nooshie."

by TempyIncursion August 27, 2011

Nosh box

Rubbing you're finger in your ass crack and rubbing it across someone's top lip whilst shouting nosh box.

I just gave that lad a stinking nosh box.

by Zizziel November 17, 2016

Noosh

Noosh- can be used as a noun, adjective, verb, basically anything
A Noosh is anything you want it to be.

A noosh can be used instead of any word.

“Suck my noosh” said Hannah.

“Hey, my nooshes” said LuLu, to her friends.

“My mom is such a noosh” said Di.

by Penclaire July 14, 2018

Noosh

the best people in the whole wide world. there are only two of these people. they are madly in love. hi bubba! xxxx

i love my noosh.

by getchaheadinthegame March 30, 2009

nosh

All of the above definitions are WRONG.
NOSH is East-London Cockney street-slang for food, NOT Yiddish for snack- Polish Jew migrants borrowed the term during their short stay before travelling on to America.
Read a damn book you illiterate, ignorant Americans.

"Blimey guv, I need a dose o' nosh" (Blind me, governor (boss) I need some food (sic: for I am hungry).

by John Bulloock December 12, 2006

rustle up some nosh

to prepare, perhaps quickly and easily a hearty repast.

We just rustled up some nosh

by Andrew Cearns November 26, 2003

nosh

a fuckin mind blowing blow job

get down there and nosh, bitch

by bunnygirl February 21, 2003