The woefully inept organisation responsible for managing rail infrastructure and major mainline railway stations in the UK.
"Hey, did you hear about Network Rail's latest initiative, Project SPEED?"
"The idea of Network Fail and anything remotely speedy is laughable"
"The idea of Network Fail and anything remotely speedy is laughable"
by nwep October 16, 2020
Get the Network Railmug. by stillravenmad August 5, 2008
Get the Network Nazimug. by Handsome P. Beautiful May 13, 2003
Get the Network Administratormug. A way of doing AI.
It's rally cool.
You can teach it anything.
If you give it enough
time, information and space
it would be as smart as you
(or eaven smarter...)
It's rally cool.
You can teach it anything.
If you give it enough
time, information and space
it would be as smart as you
(or eaven smarter...)
by Niklas Ulvinge May 23, 2005
Get the neural networkmug. Cheating Network is a lame ass site full of nerds and crap ass coders.
They are full of viruses, lies and stuff.
It's also a copy of the Tubby Network
They are full of viruses, lies and stuff.
It's also a copy of the Tubby Network
kid- Do you go to Cheating Network (cheatingnetwork.net?) ???
kid #2- HELL NO! I go to tubbynetwork.au.tt where the REAL bots are.
kid- k..
kid #2- HELL NO! I go to tubbynetwork.au.tt where the REAL bots are.
kid- k..
by CNSucksyeah October 30, 2010
Get the Cheating Networkmug. 1. A slang term used to describe the local or remote IT administrator. Often used by user who posses little or no techincal knowledge combined with complete discrespect/disregard for corporate IT policies.
2. An underapreciated and underpaid IT aministrator who deals with Stupid users all day ( the ones who need to use a guide to send an email...or the ones who accidentaly move folders on files shares) and manages not to call them fuktartds or LUsers. To get back at them he fully enforces the corporate IT policy.
3. An overpaid babysiter- charged with the task of making sure users dont fuck shit up.
4. A liason between HR/Legal or Departmental Managers and the users- often the one who has to play the role of the "bad guy"
2. An underapreciated and underpaid IT aministrator who deals with Stupid users all day ( the ones who need to use a guide to send an email...or the ones who accidentaly move folders on files shares) and manages not to call them fuktartds or LUsers. To get back at them he fully enforces the corporate IT policy.
3. An overpaid babysiter- charged with the task of making sure users dont fuck shit up.
4. A liason between HR/Legal or Departmental Managers and the users- often the one who has to play the role of the "bad guy"
User on phone to cyber girlfriend ( who is probaly a man in real life...)- "The Network Nazi removed IM so I cant cyber with you during work"
User to Manager:
The Network Nazi made me change my password again... and I cant remeber all 8 letters so i couldnt run the report."
The Network Nazi removed all of my passwords i had taped to my monitor.
User to Manager:
The Network Nazi made me change my password again... and I cant remeber all 8 letters so i couldnt run the report."
The Network Nazi removed all of my passwords i had taped to my monitor.
by hollatronix August 2, 2008
Get the Network Nazimug. Noun. A networking ninja is a person who successfully creates a circle of influence to achieve their personal and professional goals. Employs bold networking strategies to effectively build quality relationships and guarantee a win. Must be open to new ideas, new technology and new opportunities. Always ready to share information, give advice and connect people. Mission: a positive impact on society.
After watching a few networking ninjas in action, I now make it my first priority to locate the bar or coffee table first.
We hired some networking ninjas to tweet about all things Sushilicious even before the doors were open.
Networking Ninjas use effective weapons such as Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, and other social networks to “karate-chop” your competition.
He is referred to in the business community as a Networking Ninja for his highly effective, unorthodox strategies for getting new customers and generating referrals.
We hired some networking ninjas to tweet about all things Sushilicious even before the doors were open.
Networking Ninjas use effective weapons such as Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, and other social networks to “karate-chop” your competition.
He is referred to in the business community as a Networking Ninja for his highly effective, unorthodox strategies for getting new customers and generating referrals.
by Knerq April 8, 2011
Get the Networking Ninjamug.