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Newton South

Newton South is a far superior school than Newton North
1. Shit is gay at North
2. People shit in urinals together here
3. Great education wise
(Xaverian = gay)
Shiit, you go to Newton South?
Yeah, I'm not gay (walk away)
by pepegang April 12, 2019
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Newton

An awesome guy with a great personality, down to earth and always there for you. The "black sheep" of the group. Smart. Loves to work out, plan hikes, and loves Jesus.
"I need help!"

"Call Newton hes always there for you!"
by audaciousmile February 3, 2010
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Newton

by grumph665 June 29, 2011
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Newton Massachusetts

A rich snobby city located 15 minutes from boston. The majority of people are white and the ones that aren't should be considered white. An average day in the life of a "newtonite" is spent by using their daddy's credit cards and doing drugs. Everyone in newton owns more than one house and about 5 cars. The daily uniform is northface and uggs, no matter the weather for girls. The dress code for guys is a preppy polo (a known label, polo, lacoste) and khaki's. All the kids cosider themselves gods gift to the world which their mothers reinforce that idea. There's no such thing as a bad grade, because their mommy's and daddies get them out of it.
Girl: Can i have the history homework?

Guy: Ohh, no i didn't do it, there's no reason to. My mom's having an affair with the teacher so i get A's anyways.

Girl: Really? Because i thought my dad was!
by Cameron Jayne April 29, 2005
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Newton North

A high school in Newton, Massachusetts mainly comprised of a student body that comes from an uneducated Italian-American heritage. These student usually complain about not having as much money as kids that go to Newton South. This is usually followed by someone from South reminding them that they are getting a new high school that costs $200 million
Kid 1: Hey where do you go to school?
Kid 2: Newton North
Kid 1: hahahaha, you silly mush
by R1DE TO THAT June 14, 2010
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Netcong

We been to China Town, so let's go to Netcong now.
by bootzilla March 19, 2003
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Newton's 3rd law in existence

When you try to do something, you cannot, because there is a relatively negative action, that does not allow you to do it. (-1+1=0) Therefore, proving the non existence of earth and all of mankind.
Dude: Ayo, ever heard of the Newton's 3rd law in existence that doesn't make sense?

The other dude: No?

Dude: When humans try to walk, another negative action or force should be present to disable him from walking. So, humans are not even suppose to move in the first place.
by Urgae6969 February 19, 2022
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