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Name Bangers 

People who feel the extreme need to bash random people on Urban Dictionary by inserting their name into a long paragraph/definition on a website
Often interchangeable with the word cocksucker, tends to have no life, and a very tight vagina.
"Whats the definition for Thomas?"
"Back stabbing cocksucker who broke my heart and slept with my best friend!!"
"....stupid name bangers...."
Name Bangers by Theatrepeeps0123 January 29, 2010
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name amnesia 

Not being able to remember a name after being told multiple times.
John had the worst name amnesia last night. He asked for Ashley's name at least 5 times and could not remember it.
name amnesia by word_connoisseur February 21, 2009

[Name] 36T 

A girl who can spin her boobs round 360 degrees
Whoa! She can move her jugs round like that? She's a Vicky Name 36T!
[Name] 36T by renyar July 19, 2010

Name-Bitching 

When people define their own names or someone's who they want to get with as flattering, with wording that makes whoever does this to their own names pathetic.
"blair

the most amazing guy you will ever meet

he is hawt!

he is smart!

he is sweet!

he is funny!

he is a good kisser!

+ gives great hugs!

he is all round everything any girl will ever want!"

seriously, if a guy is named blair, he likes men. how feminine could you possibly get.

"John
An extraordinary man with the most lovely bedroom eyes, an absurdly seductive grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. He is always warm, and ticklish in a few places that make him twitch cutely. He has great legs, nice muscles, and large feet and hands. He is strong, handsome, sexy, and beautiful. He is intelligent, absolutely hilarious, loving, teasing, sweet, and thoughtful. He leads a very intense life and proves himself to be very hardy in doing so. He hides any hint of pain very well, and rarely opens up, but when he does he shows just how strong he really is. He is loved more than he'll ever realize. He is perfect in every way."

Correct me if I'm wrong but is john to good to be true? Such an ornery name doesn't deserve name-bitching, because if this were true John Lithgow would at least still have a full hairline.
Name-Bitching by youDUMBASS November 14, 2011

name-tag bitch 

A girl who's destined career path will always inevitably require wearing a name tag as part of her work uniform.

Simply put, an uneducated, unmotivated girl who lacks street smarts and who has the same mental capacity as a bucket of whale shit. They're attractive for one reason and only one, their girl parts.
While talking shit to a friend: The dude is a literal pussy magnet, capable of luring in every name-tag bitch within 25 miles of a truck stop.
name-tag bitch by mustard or relish February 17, 2014

Name meaning Olaf 

The name Olaf is of Nordic heritage. Anu means ancestor and leifr Descendant.
As a result, Olaf is a descendant of the ancient, revered ancestor.
It was used in Norway as a Kings name, because "anu" also translates to "special ancestor", "revered ancestor" and sometimes even to "divine ancestor". A being connected to heaven, the sky and the word "god".
In the year 2021, Olaf Scholz became the chancellor of Germany.
Name meaning Olaf: Descendant of the ancient, revered ancestor.
A douche-bag who exploits the EULA of a MMO videogame by reporting "offensive" names of other players in order to exact revenge for losing.
OMG some name nazi reported my name as offensive, and this GM changed it from "Cawkrawker" to "Jibartl".