When a group of 5 or more males acquire and gangbang a female corpse. After each of them has finished inside of her they draw straws or have another means of selecting a chosen one person. That person puts their mouth around the entirety of the vaginal area. The largest or heaviest individual then jumps onto the stomach of the female thus ejecting a mixture of bodily fluids, and likely maggots or other decomposing creatures into the chosen one’s mouth.
Me and some friends tried a necrophiliac mulch and I unfortunately only got to jump but it was a blast.
by Chosen one Gregory December 14, 2023
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"I would never do anything bad, Im humble and I'm everyones favorite! Im like Bob Mulch! Even though ill never be as good as him, I can try!
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Get the Lettuce Mulch mug.when someone is wearing boots with spikes or blades on the bottom, they are ready to tear up the mulch.
Random Person 1: Did you see the boots (insert name here)is wearing?
Random Person 2: Yeah, they're totally ready to be tearing up the mulch.
Random Person 2: Yeah, they're totally ready to be tearing up the mulch.
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