Derrick Mortel

A very egotistical person, who thinks he is funny and if better than anyone. He will hit on all the girls and try to act "gangster". He will never figure out how stupid and wrong he is you see, because of his mental disabilities from his birth, and when he was dropped as a baby for his head was larger than a normal child.

Stop being a Derrick it's so annoying.

by Alex Ibanez March 27, 2005

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

the most beautiful soul i could ever hope to meet.

Hello Im Mrs Mortensen

by Linsay March 13, 2004

moctezumas revenge

travelers diarrhea, usually when you drink the water. probably in Mexico

guy 1: dude don't drink the water
guy 2: why?

guy 1: because of moctezumas revenge

guy 2: what do you think they make the ice cubes with?

by big_EZ June 16, 2010

mortega

A family name that derives from a very famous and important family from the Philippines. If you are so ever to run into a person of this last name. You should bow down in respect. Mortega = 1337 !

1)"Arise for here comes Mr. Mortega!"
2)"Can I get you anything Mrs. Mortega?"
3)"I worship the Mortega family."

by Arthur Mortega May 6, 2003

ad mortem inimicus

The sentence that the bringer of the law says when hes about to whip the shit out of you with a 50dmg light parry punish

Non superstes, ad mortem inimicus!

by SlenderMF December 2, 2019

montecito

a small town right in the middle of carpinteria and santa barbara. mostly jsut rich assholes.

Montecito are people in bentlys. usually a hot MILF and a old man.

Popular sayings:

Cito rats
Lets get some caviar
bitch wheres my ferrari
damn hos give me my drink

by Kick it 805 March 26, 2007

Mortensen

A word for dominant male within a family, similiar to alpha-male, generally the biological father. Can be shortened to Mortie.

"Hows the old Mortensen"
"Yes Mortie"

by Mathieuson February 18, 2008