Mop Riblem

When you allow a fully grown black male to slowly spread your butt cheeks apart as he melts butter on your upper back with a hair dryer. Then proceeds to shove his foot into your gaping hole as he sings the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song.

Bro I be mop riblem so hard in the streets of lakeside.

by Master Roshi 69ing your mom September 17, 2021

mop up

To have to rewipe one's ass a few hours after a shit.

Mike: I need to go mop up it's so hot in this warehouse riding this forklift around.

Boss: Make it fast, we don't have all day.

by cut the cards August 8, 2022

mop me

A phrase used to invite someone to give fellatio.

Mop me nigga. That man told me to mop him.

by Toxxiiccs November 28, 2017

mop man

A man with a stupid haircut that looks like a mop. He also has a stoopeed mustache that’s super thicc and curly

Mop man: bla bla bla DONT DO THIS!
Kid: look out for boomer mc. Mop Man

by Oof Mcgregor November 18, 2019

Mop Water

stagnant vaginal secretions from a grandmoter

"Granny left some mop water when she got up from her chair"

by sean ilderton February 21, 2004

mop up

to redefine the features of someones face by brute physical force from one's fist. Also can be used in place of "beating the shit out of", "demolishing", "kicking ass", etc.

Present tense: I am going to mop up on any naysayers who oppose the crooked design of my concept car.

Past tense: The naysayers were mopped up on when they called out the marginal concept design.

by Team 09 March 16, 2011

mop bucket

While intoxicated, you proceed to eat out a girl. You then vomit in said vagina. After emptying the contents of your stomach in her vagina, you then have sex with her. The resulting effect is like that of a mop in a mop bucket. Think of sloshing a mop in a bucket of dirty water.

"Dude, so we were so drunk last night, while I was going down on her, I puked right in her without her knowing. I then totally mop bucket-ed her and she didn't even know it!"

by Josh the Janitor March 22, 2010