The MONACO MELTER

The MONACO MELTER is when you and a group of friends cum on a girl so much that she sticks to the floor/bed, then you and you're friends beat the shit out of her with a bunch of fly swatters and you dump here unconsious body in a dumpster and then you drive to the nearest Denny's and eat

Dad: so what did you guys do last night?

Son: well we did beer pong, then we smoked a bunch of duggies, and then we did the Monaco melter on venessa!

Dad: sounds like a party!

Son: yeah

Dad: kinda concerned though, you're 10

by BigPeePeePooPoo February 10, 2020

Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisa

This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review

by Platitude May 27, 2015

The ol' Mona Lisa Twist

A sex act when a young "artist" tricks an old dirty art teacher into holding up a empty picture frame. He then shoots "patronage" (i.e. semen) all over her face through the frame, and earns his A.

Hey Phillip i heard you got frisky and game Mrs. C the ol' Mona Lisa Twist durring break

by SukyPirate November 16, 2009

manwand

A dick; penis; not a vagina.

Hey Rex, do you wanna suck my manwand?

by Sallys April 6, 2006

Mona Quisa

synonym for crazy

He thought he was right, he would not let it go, but really he is just completely Mona Quisa.

by Franky Jean February 15, 2009

Monal

A misspelling of Mona Lisa.

"Yo did you see Meghan just left her name as Monal instead of Mona Lisa!"

by Creatifyu November 20, 2020

Monald

1) An attractive person with a slightly retarded gait and/or persona.

2) A moment of stupidity.

Person 1: Whoa check out that girl! She is hot.
Person 2: Yeah, but she is a bit of a monald. She walks all weird

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Person 1: Wow I can't believe you just said that! You're such a monald.

by MonaldCreator December 15, 2012